Please see attached sign before reading:

Hello! 191, we have an emergency on our hands. I believe the sign outside the vandalized/destroyed Saphanmai Community Help Center needs an immediate proofread in order to maintain the reputation of the island's best. What's that? You don't speak English? Call back later...er, okay

Where is Phuker ?

If you get to the police station, you are phuked?

I feel a slight phukering right now.

Ahhhhhhh.....Phuket!!

Seriously, though, it's amazing all of the public works that have been destroyed down in that area. A real shame.