on or off topic its all

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It's quality though!

yep cant argue with that

stop lurking stanley

Won't argue - but I will get The Last Word!

SPAM.

Never goes bad and there always seems to be more of it.

But I don't care, because I'M HOME !!! (only for two weeks, but I'll worry about that 3 weeks from now ! )

Did your camel take you to the airport and cry when you left?

Want to buy a handgun off the street in Sydney? No problem. An AK-47? Sure, it'll just take a few extra days. How about an anti-tank missile? A cool $15,000 and it's yours

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27-year-old "wild woman" found living in Cambodian jungle. Cannot speak and behaves like an animal. Marriage proposals flooding in.

*bleep* for offending Indian Culture.

Apologies for absence.

Couldn't get it up all day.

(Leap in there you closet perverts).

And even when I did it only lasted 10 seconds.

Couldn't get my box to perform all day.

(Carry on carry you sad gits just don't mention banjos)

I finally tried Opera and that worked for me.

Now all is cool so go off and look at a redneck thread

so I can have the last word tonight.

27-year-old "wild woman" found living in Cambodian jungle. Cannot speak and behaves like an animal. Marriage proposals flooding in.

The father of Rochom P'ngieng, a member of the Pnong ethnic minority, said he recognized his daughter by a scar on her back and her facial features, according to Mao San. The father is a village policeman named Sal Lou.

I wonder why she ran away.

Good morning everyone.... fingers crossed for a beautiful day

morning........

Evening.

Ahhhh, another great day in LOS !

Another great day of watching the futility of those that think they will get The Last Word !

Another great day of not having to worry about rocket attacks.

Another great day of good food, good weather, good internet connection and good friends.

Ahhh, so many things to do, can't be wasting time here. See ya later suckers !!

Ahhhh, another great day in LOS !

Another great day of watching the futility of those that think they will get The Last Word !

Another great day of not having to worry about rocket attacks.

Another great day of good food, good weather, good internet connection and good friends.

Ahhh, so many things to do, can't be wasting time here. See ya later suckers !!

*jumps onto his honda wave laughing, starts it up, and rides out onto sukhumvit road and gets hit by a drunken tuk-tuk driver*

*jumps onto his honda wave laughing, starts it up, and rides out onto sukhumvit road and gets hit by a drunken tuk-tuk driver*

Actually, it's a honda phantom, and I rarely drive on sukhumvit (more likely to get smoked on #2 Road)

*jumps onto his honda wave laughing, starts it up, and rides out onto sukhumvit road and gets hit by a drunken tuk-tuk driver*

Actually, it's a honda phantom, and I rarely drive on sukhumvit (more likely to get smoked on #2 Road)

18 Ways To Be A Good Liberal

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression, and governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only.

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13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E.Lee, and Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag and transvestites are good and should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

18. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.

anyone know where to find a nun

....... you had to go and ruin it..

How about a Japanese nun?

Happy Friday peeps! My birthday tomorrow and I'm finish work in an hour and 15 minutes!!!

I am used to apoligies...so go ahead.

Apologise for what?

Ahhh, so many things to do, can't be wasting time here. See ya later suckers !!

the penny's finally dropped then kerryd..

To start with...I am better looking than you

He took his time. He's not the sharpest tool in the box! He agreed to go to Afghanistan because he thought it was next to Spain!

May as well while I'm here.

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anyone know where to find a nun

Why is a nun called a nun?

Because she's getting NUN!