You Know It's An Australian Summer

[tuky]

The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water comes out of both taps.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 35c and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that in February it only takes two fingers to steer your

car.

You discover that you can get sunburn through your car window.

You develop a fear of metal car door handles.

You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30am.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end

up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

You realise that asphalt has a liquid state.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to prevent them from

laying hard-boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

While walking back barefoot to your car from the beach, you do a

tightrope act on the white lines in the car park.

You catch a cold from having the aircon full blast while you sleep

during the night.

You pray that your train will have air-conditioning, and if it doesn't,

waiting an extra 15 minutes for one is worth it.

[TizMe]

Hot water comes out of both taps.

Here during the summer, we turn off the hot water system so that the tank becomes somewhere for the water to cool down a bit..

[Pink Mist]

44C last saturday here boys (Adelaide) and was driving two fingers on wheel, wheel has a cover on too.

[tuky]

Lucky for power steering.

do hope those two fingers were pointing down bronco,

road rage and all

[cdnvic]

You discover that you can get sunburn through your car window.

Window? More like the <deleted>' roof!

cv

[dr_Pat_Pong]

44C last saturday here boys (Adelaide) and was driving two fingers on wheel, wheel has a cover on too.

According to a mate in Brisbane it is 44 there today. Jeez