The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water comes out of both taps.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 35c and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that in February it only takes two fingers to steer your

car.

You discover that you can get sunburn through your car window.

You develop a fear of metal car door handles.

You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30am.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end

up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

You realise that asphalt has a liquid state.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to prevent them from

laying hard-boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

While walking back barefoot to your car from the beach, you do a

tightrope act on the white lines in the car park.

You catch a cold from having the aircon full blast while you sleep

during the night.

You pray that your train will have air-conditioning, and if it doesn't,

waiting an extra 15 minutes for one is worth it.

Hot water comes out of both taps.

Here during the summer, we turn off the hot water system so that the tank becomes somewhere for the water to cool down a bit..

44C last saturday here boys (Adelaide) and was driving two fingers on wheel, wheel has a cover on too.

Lucky for power steering.

do hope those two fingers were pointing down bronco,

road rage and all

You discover that you can get sunburn through your car window.

Window? More like the <deleted>' roof!

cv

44C last saturday here boys (Adelaide) and was driving two fingers on wheel, wheel has a cover on too.

According to a mate in Brisbane it is 44 there today. Jeez