Affair 1

[jbrain]

A married man has an affair with his secretary.
One day they couldn't resist to their desires and they drove to her house and committed passionate love the whole afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke only at 8pm
While the man put on his clothes, the woman told him to put on his shoes and walk through the grass and mud behind her house
The man didn't understand why, but did what she said.
At home, his wife asked, "Where have you been all day?"
"Darling," he replied, "I can not lie to you. I'm having an affair with my secretary and we have had sex the whole afternoon. "
His wife looked at his shoes and said, "Liar, you've been playing golf again.
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