Affair 3

A coroner was still working in the mortuarium late evening
It is his job to investigate the dead before they are buried or cremated.
When he examined the body of Mr. Jones, he made an amazing discovery.
Jones had the largest genitals, that he had ever seen.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Jones," he said, "but such a body part should be preserved for posterity."
He picked up his scalpel and stripped the man of his awesome penis.
He put it in his briefcase and took it home.
The first person he showed was his wife.
"I have to show you something incredible," he said and opened his suitcase.
'Oh, my God! "cried his wife 'Jones is dead'.

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