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I've Done It Again

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This could well be the best TV thread ever....

Cheers for that kind remark,

Though I detect a hint of sarc,

But I think it is time,

You wrote a nice rhyme,

And don't keep us all in the dark.

But just look who we have here,

A pisshead, a driver, a queer,

There's George, who's in charge,

And Daley who's large,

Where's Yorky? Oh, off for a beer.

We have one exiled from tax,

Another, we gather, just jacks,

And then there's a third,

The fourth is a bird,

The others. Given the axe.

But come on proffesional rhymers,

Or a couple of you first timers,

Put it all down,

Make us all frown,

Don't matter if they're sublimers.

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this threads about balm

spread on the palm

of a man whos seed he would waste

he claims thats not true

but between me and you

i think he has spoken in haste

because nocturnal fiddling

and pulling and diddling

is common for chelsea supporters

he says its not so

so dont have a go

i'm just doing what mourhino has taught us

so look here lamps , lets get this straights

its true that chelsea i do hates

so if you want to spill some seeds

i've heard its better if you think of leeds

with bremner and reany and your old pal ken bates

but the moral of this sordid tale

has nowt to do with footy or ale

so, when those mossies bite you like a bitch

dont reach for the balm , or get tempted by your palm

just let the missus scratch the itch.

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because nocturnal fiddling

and pulling and diddling

is common for chelsea supporters

he says its not so

so dont have a go

i'm just doing what mourhino has taught us

so look here lamps , lets get this straights

its true that chelsea i do hates

so if you want to spill some seeds

i've heard its better if you think of leeds

with bremner and reany and your old pal ken bates

Just remember this has nothing at all,

To do with the game with the ball,

Though to my surprize,

They were the same size,

Until I allowed them to cool.

But talking of Chelsea and Leeds,

( New players the latter now needs)

Remember 70/71,

They were undone,

By Osgood and Webbs deeds.

But let us not dwell on the past,

The times are changing so fast,

But a team so full,

Of talent and bull,

Who thought they would end up last.

i was there at old trafford that fateful night

when revies angels were provoked into a fight

punches and spitting and kicks to the crutch

(i,ve noticed that chelsea havent changed that much)

as for leeds , well what can i say

just wishing for a better day

maybe next year , i am just thinking

4-0 to leeds , we'll give 'em a kicking.

The replay at Old Trafford became one of the most notorious matches in English football. Modern day referee David Elleray "replayed" the match years later, and concluded that the sides should have received six red cards and twenty yellow cards between them. Fifteen minutes into the match, Ron Harris caught Eddie Gray with a kick to the back of the knee, an action which virtually immobilised the Scot. Jack Charlton kneed and headbutted Peter Osgood and Chelsea's goalkeeper Peter Bonetti was injured after being bundled into the net by Leeds' Mick Jones, who minutes later rounded the limping immobile Bonetti and scored the opener. Norman Hunter and Ian Hutchinson traded punches while Eddie McCreadie and Johnny Giles lunged at opposition players.

Chelsea's equaliser eventually came after a flowing move from which Osgood scored with a diving header from a Charlie Cooke cross. Charlton should have been marking Osgood, but had 'lost' him, whilst chasing Hutchinson to exact retribution for a deadleg administered in the Chelsea penalty area a minute or so earlier. In scoring, Osgood became the last player to date to have scored in every round of the FA Cup. With the game at 1-1 going into extra-time, Hutchinson sent in a long throw-in which missed almost every player in the penalty area, but came off Charlton's head and looped towards the far post, before being put into the unguarded net by David Webb to give the Londoners the lead for the first time. Chelsea clung on for the final few minutes to secure their first FA Cup win.

leeds "fans" , many who were not even born in 1971 , talk about this game and still swear revenge.

rip.....peter osgood.

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i was there at old trafford that fateful night

when revies angels were provoked into a fight

punches and spitting and kicks to the crutch

(i,ve noticed that chelsea havent changed that much)

as for leeds , well what can i say

just wishing for a better day

maybe next year , i am just thinking

4-0 to leeds , we'll give 'em a kicking.

The replay at Old Trafford became one of the most notorious matches in English football. Modern day referee David Elleray "replayed" the match years later, and concluded that the sides should have received six red cards and twenty yellow cards between them. Fifteen minutes into the match, Ron Harris caught Eddie Gray with a kick to the back of the knee, an action which virtually immobilised the Scot. Jack Charlton kneed and headbutted Peter Osgood and Chelsea's goalkeeper Peter Bonetti was injured after being bundled into the net by Leeds' Mick Jones, who minutes later rounded the limping immobile Bonetti and scored the opener. Norman Hunter and Ian Hutchinson traded punches while Eddie McCreadie and Johnny Giles lunged at opposition players.

Chelsea's equaliser eventually came after a flowing move from which Osgood scored with a diving header from a Charlie Cooke cross. Charlton should have been marking Osgood, but had 'lost' him, whilst chasing Hutchinson to exact retribution for a deadleg administered in the Chelsea penalty area a minute or so earlier. In scoring, Osgood became the last player to date to have scored in every round of the FA Cup. With the game at 1-1 going into extra-time, Hutchinson sent in a long throw-in which missed almost every player in the penalty area, but came off Charlton's head and looped towards the far post, before being put into the unguarded net by David Webb to give the Londoners the lead for the first time. Chelsea clung on for the final few minutes to secure their first FA Cup win.

leeds "fans" , many who were not even born in 1971 , talk about this game and still swear revenge.

rip.....peter osgood.

Iv'e got parts of it on tape.....still the greatest cup final ever in my mind. Both games.

yes , it was a great game , but the journey home from manchester that night was miserable .

surin house of horror tiger balm depraved fondling incident related limerick anyone ??

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yes , it was a great game , but the journey home from manchester that night was miserable .

surin house of horror tiger balm depraved fondling incident related limerick anyone ??

And Yorky still swears blind he watched it live at Villa Park. But we all know the replay was at Old Trafford.

This could well be the best TV thread ever....

Cheers for that kind remark,

Though I detect a hint of sarc,

But I think it is time,

You wrote a nice rhyme,

And don't keep us all in the dark.

But just look who we have here,

A pisshead, a driver, a queer,

There's George, who's in charge,

And Daley who's large,

Where's Yorky? Oh, off for a beer.

We have one exiled from tax,

Another, we gather, just jacks,

And then there's a third,

The fourth is a bird,

The others. Given the axe.

But come on proffesional rhymers,

Or a couple of you first timers,

Put it all down,

Make us all frown,

Don't matter if they're sublimers.

Zero sarcasm intended,

This post will see that one mended,

Kurgen's atop,

Is the best of the lot,

And I can't think of anything funny,

Or that rhymes.

screaming benders

and incurable rear enders

will believe kurgens post with trust

but lampys no woofter

nor tax a poofter

could insight have caught the wrong bus?

inxxxht and kxxxen in pattaya town

playing some pool whilst the sun goes down

difficult shot says the one with the drink

why dont you try for that easy pink

dont look so easy , dont think it would go down

i'd much rather go for that tight brown

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It's a mistake,

The piss for to take,

Out of me, or the Exile from Tax,

Or Daley the boy,

Or Elsie the toy,

Or even the Harry that Hacks.

Or Yorky the boaster,

Even good old Toaster,

And then there's Canadian Vic,

Jai Dee the joker,

Merton the chocker,

Who gets on everyones wick.

There's Lovejoy the paddy,

And George, our Daddy,

And one from Sri Racha called John,

There's Bloncs who is fat,

And Superfly, the <deleted>,

And Tuky,and Kuregan, and Ron.

We all stick together,

Like birds of a feather,

We make this forum our own,

And when some clown,

Starts putting us down,

We tell him to "###### off home"

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Well, I guess that's it for this thread,

I guess the forum is dead,

Not a poet in sight,

Nobody will bite,

Might as well put it to bed.

But it wasn't much of a theme,

About the firery cream,

So goodnight lads,

And mums, and dads,

Until I have the same dream.

this thread is great

so pull your weight

all you posters of a poetical bent

if youve got some time

to come up with a rhyme

then post it , why dont you mate ?

it was a funny theme

lampwicks imaginary creme

that he claimed to smear on his root

there's more to be squeezed

from this schoolboy wheeze

true or false? , who gives a hoot.

so come on you blues , you whites and you reds

you hippies you mods and you teds

falangs and thais

whatever your size

although theres no prize

lets not see this thread drop down dead.

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