Kiss and Slap

A young technician and his general manager board a train headed

through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no

place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from

a young woman and her grandmother.

After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young

tech are interested in each other because they are giving each

other looks.

Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black.

There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there

without saying a word.

The grandmother is thinking to herself, "It was very brash for

that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she

slapped him."

The general manager is sitting there thinking, "I didn't know

the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure

wish she hadn't missed him when she slapped and hit me!"

The young woman was sitting and thinking, "I'm glad the guy

kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!"

The young tech sat there with a satisfied smile on his face.

He thought to himself, "Life is good. How often does a guy

have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his general

manager all at the same time!"