webfact Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Thai penises reach new heightsBy Coconuts BangkokBANGKOK: -- Thanks to improvements in public health and nutrition Thai men under 30 can now boast larger wangs than their fathers. At least that's the implication of a new government initiative, which intends to purchase larger condoms for a better-hung generation of millennials.Currently the Thai Ministry of Public Health distributes prophylactics in two sizes - 49mm and 52mm in width. But those measurements can't contain today's young buck who would likely find those contraceptives suffocating. To accomodate the new man the Thai government plans to start buying larger 54mm wide products.Ouch! That's the sound of an older gentlemen being emasculated by junior."More Thai men are now over 170 centimeters tall and exceed 70 kilograms in weight. [more...]Full story: http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2013/07/12/thai-penises-reach-new-heights-- Coconuts Bangkok 2013-07-12 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post uptheos Posted July 12, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted July 12, 2013 At this rate they'll get a reputation for being big pricks. 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aguy30 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 (edited) I guess that means that the young Thais will now switch to buying 54mm instead of 52mm to impress their friends. Kind of like buying size 46 shoes for a size 38 feet to make others think you have big feet. Edited July 12, 2013 by aguy30 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginjag Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 The Chinese will be delighted, they want tiger cocks, now they will be looking for Thai cocks, they will sell like hot cakes, for medicinal purposes to consume. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post kotsak Posted July 12, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted July 12, 2013 New heights of 52mm.. That's awesome.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaidam Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 This article is a warm load of muck, and nobody is swallowing it. The sole reason Asian genitalia may be increasing in girth is due to the fashion for surgically implanting ball bearings, going for the corn-on-the-cob look for whose pleasure I'm not sure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jingthing Posted July 12, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted July 12, 2013 The hard facts are that Thailand is up and coming ... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeijoshinCool Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 So the scooter boys, four to a scooter, have more cc's than their fathers had? How, pray tell, did this change in DNA take place over just one generation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnotherOneAmerican Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 They rank as high as any! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamhar Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 At this rate they'll get a reputation for being big pricks. " and the water is deep too" (punch line to an old joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 If you can't beat 'em, join 'em ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chainarong Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 So the scooter boys, four to a scooter, have more cc's than their fathers had? How, pray tell, did this change in DNA take place over just one generation? They now drink more milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CodyB Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 It correlates with better diet and taller people. Thais are filling out better I guess Sent from my GT-I9505 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginjag Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 If you can't beat 'em, join 'em ... Just thinking --Who would have done this survey ???? Thai husbands in Pattaya on ( business trip) Maybe done in Boystown or Sunnee Plaza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blabla1 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 "More Thai men are now over 170 centimeters tall and exceed 70 kilograms in weight. They can no longer use condoms with sizes of 49mm and 52mm, Ah ok now i get it, the taller and heavier you are,the bigger your carrot, i am only 173 and weigh 92kgs, cant get taller, but sure as hell can gain more weight, will that make the pecker grow?..55555555555 reminds me of the joke, i am pregnant with a baby elephant, the trunk is already hanging out..hehehehehehe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbamboo Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 This is a welcome boost (albeit a miniscule one) for Asians and especially Thais, however most Caucasian ex pats can at least rest easy on this one. This is one area where our growth rate knocks theirs into a cocked hat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chainarong Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 One wounders where the research came from, coming from a totally limp position , it would only be natural to lie, come tomorrow if asked on the length of the shlong one can only refer to the Thai study, however where did it come from, it's hard to say, a hands on study would never be conclusive in this matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentman Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 a lot of women say...size does not matter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petedk Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Must be all the milk they are drinking that is supposed to make them taller. Sent from my GT-I9100 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 A new regional hub in the making perhaps.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuckyLew Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Slow news day I guess DSI must be taking a long weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamypoko Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 With all that extra rice on the market these days, I can't even be sure I still have one. F'ing carbs! worst drug I ever did, done, do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post soi41 Posted July 12, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted July 12, 2013 The new width of 54 mm, makes Thailand the only country in the world, where the width beats the length! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxLee Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 It's as simple and stupid: The Thai girls are sexier thanever that's why the C*******CK grows bigger.... Haha simple as that.... But Psssssss.... The outdated old fashioned Thai authorities don't like to hear us talking about S************** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro01 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 This article is a warm load of muck, and nobody is swallowing it. The sole reason Asian genitalia may be increasing in girth is due to the fashion for surgically implanting ball bearings, going for the corn-on-the-cob look for whose pleasure I'm not sure. "going corn-on-the-cob" now added to my vocabulary, sir. I thank you for that contribution... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mamypoko Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 The new width of 54 mm, makes Thailand the only country in the world, where the width beats the length! Courtesy of the Urban Dictionary: Chode 1 245 up, 291 down A chode 1 is primarily described as a short and stubby penis, often wider than it is long. Not to be confused with chode 2, a chode 1 often has a much more negative connotation than that of the latter chode definition. Lauren: Hey there! Joey: Hey, want to uh,um... Lauren: Sure Joey: <Pulling out his chode 1> Lauren: Actually I have uhm... other plans Joey: This always happens! Why am I shunned by society because of my chode 1? O well, the chode convention starts in 20 minutes, I can still make it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaRanter Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 This thread should get those lines like , ' I am reading this with my wife and she actually confirms this study' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osiboy Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 a lot of women say...size does not matter... they never said that to me ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginjag Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 1 Page in under an hour, no wonder they call us sex pats. Everyone must be cock happy, or is that just a (phallacy) ??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainman34014 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I thought this thread was going to be about some new Government minister that's over 6' tall ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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