Ball

[jbrain]

-A little old man went to the barber to cut his hair and a shave. He said to the barber: "I can't pick my sideburns very well because I have too many wrinkles".

"No problem," said the barber, and he pulled out a small wooden ball from the shelf. "Put that in your mouth," said the barber. The little man did that and the skin of his cheeks bulged and became smooth to shave.

When the barber finished the little old man said "That was the smoothest shave I have had in years, but a bit dangerous I think it is, as I could have swallowed that little ball..

That's no problem," said the barber. "Then you can just bring it back after a few days, they all do that.