Sheila, The Aussie Housewife (not Pc)

[taxi99]

Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the

bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped,

did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her

husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce came running in. "Bruce,

I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.

"Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll

go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate). They came back and they both

tried to pull her up.

"No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B." Cobba said

"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"?

"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under

her and release the vacuum." replied Cobba

"Spot on" Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with

her tits."

"Play with her tits"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"

"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide

her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive"

[Pink Mist]

Kevins joke

I reckon kevins version was funnier