Bowling

A man is at a bar with some of his friends when a beautiful young women starts chatting him up. The man is married but cannot resist such a rare opportunity and takes her back to her place. After finishing the deed he falls asleep and wakes up around 2am. Seeing the time he frantically asks the girl "Do you have any baby powder?" She give him the bottle and he dumps it all over his hands, pants, and face.

When the man arrives home his wife is waiting for him on the front porch. "Where have you been" asks the wife. The man responds "I can lie honey, I met a young attractive women and she took me back to her place for passionate sex." The wife looks him over and says "Dont give me that crap, I can plainly see you have been out bowling with your friends"