She is mine. No she is mine. I barfined her first and then you barfined her a few days later, so she's mine since I found her first. Okay so you say she's been with 5,600 guys, that's not really an issue, because I'm deluding myself into thinking that she's direct out of university like she told me. Why would she lie? She is a gem and she's definitely worth fighting over. Hold on a minute, she might be the first bar girl that I've ever felt truly possessive about, hmm, that's a first. Wow, aren't I a big man fighting over this girl?
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