Thor ,God of Thunder.

[chuenyongman]

Thor was in his office thinking he could do with an holiday but could not decide where to go.His assistant came in the office and Thor discussed his dilemma with him.

The assistant suggested he visit Earth has Thor had not been there. So the next day Thor set off for Earth. After arriving he met up with a nice lady but she had a bad lisp.

That night they made passionate love for hours. When Thor eventually got out of bed he thought he would divulge who he really was. He said to the lady, "I must confess I am Thor".

She Replied, " Your Thore ! I am Tho Thore I can't Thit on the toilet theat"

[AyG]

A variant of the same joke:

Thor's the god of thunder
he rides upon his filly
I'm Thor, he cried
His horse replied
Then get a thaddle, thilly!