20 thing's I wish I'd said.

1.Depression is really anger without enthusiasm.

2. Black holes are where God is divided by zero.

3. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

4. I almost had a psychic friend girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

5. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

6.Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

7. Why do Psychics have to ask you for your name?

8. Support bacteria-they're the only culture some people have.

9. When everything's coming your way,you're in the wrong lane.

10.ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

11.If every thing seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

12.I could not repair your brakes.so I made your horn louder.

13.How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

14.Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

15. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have the film.

16. Join the army,meet interesting people,and kill them.

17.Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

18.Wear short sleeves! support your right to bare arms.

19. Corduroy pillows: They;re making headlines.

20. I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose.