One For The Pattaya Bashers!

[taxexile]

I must also have missed the besuited, bowler hatted likes of Tax Exile strolling off to take tiffin with Bonko Tinkleworth before heading off to the opera with Lady Majorie and Sir Reginald Ffyfe-Banana.

strolling ??

even for short distances , i always use the armstrong siddely , chauffeur driven , of course.

sexual shennanigans of the sort offered by pattaya , however bawdy and sleazy they may be , should always be offered discretely , behind closed doors and with some class.

otherwise there is no erotic frisson , so essential , i am told , for satisfactory liasons.

these in yer face neon and brit places just bring it to the level of an ugly hogarthian romp ,all poxy wenches and restoration grossness. no beauty at all. no cerebral involvement.

[Mobi]

Well over the years we`ve seen dozens of boozing establishments with highly emotive names and signs hanging outside.......I suppose that i`ve got used to seeing them and to be honest some of them are quite funny at first glance.

They are there to make an advertising impact and draw in the spenders and in this case this one is obviously making an impact.

Yes they are obviously quite tasteless and tacky but some people warm to them and some people like taxexile probably wish they were called `The Old Bull`s Head` or the `Rose and Crown` and that they served good old pints of Hammonds or Tetleys traditional ales and that Pattaya was as boring as most of Halifax Huddersfield and Batley.

However in my humble opinion I accept them as part of the scene of Patters along with many other things which some may and do suggest are outrageous and not at all as one would expect to find in the leafy suberbs of good old Europe.

May Pattaya continue to offer the freedom of choice which most of us accept is the reason why we love the place so much.

No doubt I have appalling taste, but I thought it was quite funny, and I completely concur with Mr Fox's sentiments.

I will defend Pattaya from the Pattaya bashers till my dying day - as I think it is a crazy, zany, fun place, and there is room for residents and tourists from all walks of life, who undoubtedly have a wide variety of tastes.

I personally would be unlikely to go near a bar of that title, but given the location its in and the type of customers it attracts - then what the heck? This is Pattaya for God's sake - the place where everything and everyone goes - even the bashers.

Edited May 2, 2006 by Mobi D'Ark

[PREM-R]

As the <deleted> Inn bar name seems to have caused "some offence" what would members suggest as good names for a bar in Pattaya?

Here are my suggestions: The Flying Farang, The Gun & Motorbike, The Perving Pensioner.

[johnh101]

I always thought a nice beer garden or the like at the botttom of the new Northshore or perhaps the Old View Talay Condos.....................The Drop Inn !

[Noel]

As the <deleted> Inn bar name seems to have caused "some offence" what would members suggest as good names for a bar in Pattaya?

Here are my suggestions: The Flying Farang, The Gun & Motorbike, The Perving Pensioner.

Well, The Whippet Inn, The Muff Inn, The Pearl Necklace and The Slippery Snatch might appeal to some, whereas The Hypocrites’ Haven, The Snub Nose, The Sneering Snobs and The Whingers Whine Bar might well attract the Pattaya bashers…?

[kurgen]

and a couple of nice names for gogo's

Bangers And Gash

Tits 'n' Clits

[Pattaya_Fox]

I must also have missed the besuited, bowler hatted likes of Tax Exile strolling off to take tiffin with Bonko Tinkleworth before heading off to the opera with Lady Majorie and Sir Reginald Ffyfe-Banana.

strolling ??

even for short distances , i always use the armstrong siddely , chauffeur driven , of course.

sexual shennanigans of the sort offered by pattaya , however bawdy and sleazy they may be , should always be offered discretely , behind closed doors and with some class.

otherwise there is no erotic frisson , so essential , i am told , for satisfactory liasons.

these in yer face neon and brit places just bring it to the level of an ugly hogarthian romp ,all poxy wenches and restoration grossness. no beauty at all. no cerebral involvement.

Yer`ve got to laugh taxexile is getting carried away again.....I trust that the Armstrong is a convertible and that you have plenty of light for your fris-sons fantacies.....of course you must always keep the car doors locked and the windows fully wound up (such a shame), in order to comply with the art of discretion.

Just to come down to earth we were talking about a bar sign.

[stumonster]

smoo's and spews ? :-)