Seventy-eight photography rules for idiots

[MJP]

Found this . . .

http://gawno.com/2009/05/78-photography-rules/

Some it's stupid and some of it isn't quite right but disturbingly I'm learning a few things from it, especially about lighting and onions.

[manarak]

gawno means shit in russian, and so are these rules...

[MJP]

gawno means shit in russian, and so are these rules...

Is that right?

Yes, they're terrible, but I like the onions one.

[Chicog]

If you're an idiot, surely 78 things is a lot to remember.

[MJP]

I can only remember the onions at the moment.

[sunshine51]

Where's the fill light in the "right" onions shot?

It ain't there...photo sucks.

[MJP]

Where's the fill light in the "right" onions shot?

It ain't there...photo sucks.

I can get 10kgs of good onions for 200 Baht.