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Putin, Queen Elizabeth and Thaksin calling....

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Queen Elizabeth, Vladimir Putin and Thaksin Shinawatra all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally Thaksin Shinawatra gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Thaksin's call to Thailand so cheap?!!?

The devil smiles and replies, " Since Yingluck Shinawatra took over, the country's gone to hell, so it's a local call.

  • 1 month later...

Isn't this the joke section?

Sent from my LG-P880 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

Isn't this the joke section? Sent from my LG-P880 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

Yes!

If you have a sense of humour like the rest of us!

Whatever ......................coffee1.gif

Isn't this the joke section? Sent from my LG-P880 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

Yes!

If you have a sense of humour like the rest of us!

"sense of humour"? I'd need 15 pints and a giant tickling stick to find that funny!

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