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Soi 6, Legs For Days, and a Chiropractor: A Cautionary Tale
Boys, right, let me tell you, life at the top with my kind of wealth isn’t always such smooth sailing like you good lads think. Even when you’re as newly Bitcoin minted as I am, there are days when the universe just decides to have a right laugh at your expense. Yesterday was one of those days mates. I was out for a casual afternoon stroll down Soi 6, as one does when one has more cash in wallet than sense innit. Feeling a bit frothy, I decided to treat myself to a short time with a particularly glamorous, tall, slim, long black hair, legs-for-days bit of kit. Top-tier stuff mates. So we get into the wee room, and just as we’re really getting down to proper business, disaster strikes. Mid-crank, I feel a pop in my lower back, followed by an explosion of pain. I collapse, fully naked, like an old water buffalo on its last legs. The cock-in-the-frock, now absolutely horrified, starts panicking, thinks maybe I need an ambulance. "Khun Bob, Khun Bob, you wunn go hoppi-tun?" she yelps. Me? A hospital? No chance. Not in this city. I pull myself together, grit my teeth, let out a solid fart, and waddle out the back of the bar like a swordsman returning from battle. But, I’m in absolute agony. Can’t stand up straight. Can’t sit down. Take a dump? Forget about it. Can’t move without wincing like I’ve just been kicked in the family jewels. But being the problem solver that I am, I decide to seek professional help. Enter: The Chiropractor. I limp my way into a baht bus and over to some clinic just off Pattaya Glahng Road that promises to “restore mobility and vitality”, perfect for a man with my troubles. The receptionist takes one look at me, all hunched over like Gollum after a big night out, and immediately she hands me some paperwork. I scratch my name out (Bob Smith, Financial Extraordinaire, Ladyboy Aficionado), and within minutes, I’m ushered into a room by a fella who looks like he hasn't graduated middle-school yet and who got his medical degree off Lazada. I try explaining my very delicate situation, but he barely listens. Before I know it, he’s got me face-down, on the table, muttering some nonsense about “unlocking nerve pathways.” Then—BANG. He twists my spine like he’s wringing out a wet towel. I yelp. Something shifts. Not in a good way either. He tells me relax Khun Bob. Relax mate? Right, I just spent 11,000 baht to get paralyzed by a bloke who learned his trade from YouTube tutorials. So I try to stand up, nope, worse than before. Now I’m hobbling like a 90-year-old noodle vendor who has just fallen down into the klong. The chiropractor pats me on the back (cheers, mate), tells me I'll feel much better in the morning after rubbing one out, a good night's sleep and suggests I book another session with him next week. So there I am, completely battered, walking back out into the sub-sois of BuaKhao, my wallet is lighter by 11,000 baht and with a back that clicks every time I inhale. Well, a lesser man would admit defeat, but not me. No, I do what any self-respecting, cash millionaire would do after an experience like that. I limp my way to the nearest beer bar, order a large whiskey soda, and pray that I wake up tomorrow with my spine still intact. Moral of the story, lads? If you’re gonna play, don't pull any fancy contortionist stunts. And if you’re gonna throw your back out, at least make sure it’s with a strong enough prozzie who’ll carry you out the room when all goes tits up. Best regards, The Original Bob. -
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Tax IBKR
There are several threads that report that Thai tax offices are not honoring DTAs. Best to just keep up on your U.S. taxes and ignore the Thai situation unless they magically become competent. It sounds like you aren’t bringing much into Thailand anyway and what you have has already been taxed, so you shouldn’t have trouble down the line if they ever grow a clue at TRD. -
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Trump popularity sinks as Americans quickly sour on economy: poll
The uneducated voted for Billionaires, America ain't getting cheaper, ain't that rich......😉 -
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THAILAND LIVE Thailand Live Thursday 20 February 2025
llegal Public Act in Bangkok Caught on Dashcam Goes Viral Photo via Facebook/ พชรดนัย ฯ. A Bolt motorcycle rider in Bangkok, Thailand recorded an explicit incident involving two men on a footpath in the city's Bang Khen district. The video was posted on February 18 to a Bolt Drivers Thailand Facebook group by the account พชรดนัย ฯ., and has drawn widespread criticism. Full story: https://aseannow.com/topic/1352278-illegal-public-act-in-bangkok-caught-on-dashcam-goes-viral/ -
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Trump popularity sinks as Americans quickly sour on economy: poll
i wonder how it would be under harris had she won... certainly no better than what is going on now. i am curious to see how this will play out. no one has a crystal ball and personally i don't trust polls. the dems were trying to convince everyone in the world they were going to win... -- ... until they didn't.
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