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I'm cracking up

dont blame yourself , it was bound to happen sooner or later.

Is this about the airport runways and floors?

When someone - usually rather "elegantly" posting "sofisticated" posts on this forum - merely states: "I'm cracking up" - he might either be trolling or having a problem... In case the latter should be the case.. he better return with a post, that might convince the concerned ones that they aren't being pulled by the leg...

Spit it out, OlRedEyes.

I'm cracking up

i'm cracking off way-hey!!

Well crack on then.....!

redrus

Stop doing hand stands on your mattress with those mirrors on your ceiling and you won't notice your crack up.

When someone - usually rather "elegantly" posting "sofisticated" posts on this forum - merely states: "I'm cracking up" - he might either be trolling or having a problem... In case the latter should be the case.. he better return with a post, that might convince the concerned ones that they aren't being pulled by the leg...

I deleted the post, coz it was crap.

I confess, I'm not getting enough.

Spit it out, OlRedEyes.

OK. If one applies equal pressure to two opposite sides of a perfect square of perfect consistency, where will it crack.

There.

BTW, I wuz thinking of that common consciuousness thingie, and nearly did a crap post about that too. Luckily the nebulous cloud of inspired philosophising parted momentararily and I stopped myself from displaying my unique brilliance and making a bigger ###### of meself.

######, I've always despised grammar and spelling. Fcuks up the potential grasp on the bigger picture.

I go back to my hibernation.

Edited. I suppose I should add a smiley.

OK. If one applies equal pressure to two opposite sides of a perfect square of perfect consistency, where will it crack.

i dont think it would crack , it would just crumble.

I was up the crack of Dawn once.

I was up the crack of Dawn once.

There have been many mornings when Dawn's crack has aroused me !

It's too early in the day to be drinking that much, OlRedEyes.

This must be a troll post, though. Anyone who lives in Thailand and claims they aren't getting enough???

This must be a troll post, though. Anyone who lives in Thailand and claims they aren't getting enough???

Maybe he's broke already ? First week of the month, broke and having to wait for the pension to be deposited ? Is that why he isn't "getting" enough ?

OK. If one applies equal pressure to two opposite sides of a perfect square of perfect consistency, where will it crack.

There.

What type of material, OlRedEyes? I'll run it through some stress analysis software and get back to you.

OK. If one applies equal pressure to two opposite sides of a perfect square of perfect consistency, where will it crack.

There.

BTW, I wuz thinking of that common consciuousness thingie, and nearly did a crap post about that too. Luckily the nebulous cloud of inspired philosophising parted momentararily and I stopped myself from displaying my unique brilliance and making a bigger ###### of meself.

######, I've always despised grammar and spelling. Fcuks up the potential grasp on the bigger picture.

I go back to my hibernation.

Edited. I suppose I should add a smiley.

Too many long words for me...

totster

My brain hurts.

My brain hurts.

Why, getting too much?

Maybe its time to run a poll on whos getting enough.

Is it expensive to be up the Crack of Dawn? Maybe something for later in the month.

Actually, I have an idea. But I forgot.

Maybe its time to run a poll on whos getting enough.

Is it expensive to be up the Crack of Dawn? Maybe something for later in the month.

Actually, I have an idea. But I forgot.

We should rename you " 'OlAgeRedEyes "..

totster

Maybe its time to run a poll on whos getting enough.

Is it expensive to be up the Crack of Dawn? Maybe something for later in the month.

Actually, I have an idea. But I forgot.

We should rename you " 'OlAgeRedEyes "..

totster

Do you know how young I am?

Does anybody here know how young I am?

Does my wife know how young I am?

Call me StonedAgedMan

Send donations.

I hope the mods ban your bloody avatar. Its provocative and tasteless. Makes me horny.

Send donations.

Where to ORE? Sounds like a worthy mission of mercy.

Makes me horny.

that sounds like an emission of percy.

I hope the mods ban your bloody avatar. Its provocative and tasteless. Makes me horny.

britney's let herself go a bit recently but she's just had a baby so I suppose it's permitted.

she looked so fine in the 'slave 4 u' video a few years back it almost made me cry.

shit

I hope the mods ban your bloody avatar. Its provocative and tasteless. Makes me horny.

britney's let herself go a bit recently but she's just had a baby so I suppose it's permitted.

she looked so fine in the 'slave 4 u' video a few years back it almost made me cry.

shit

Not really... slaves are never off topic

Care to donate a copy?

Not really... slaves are never off topic

Care to donate a copy?

When I say 'slave 4 u' video, I mean the music video accompanying the single titled 'slave 4 u', not some dodgy soft-porn video nasty!!

...although it's pretty close to soft porn!!

I'm sure the full version would be available on the net although I have seen it on music channels recently.

I seen a pic of brintey with no make up, she looks like a ugly hillbilly skank.

Not that I would pass up on the offer if she approached me (if i was single)

I seen a pic of brintey with no make up, she looks like a ugly hillbilly skank.

Not that I would pass up on the offer if she approached me (if i was single)

it's a total lottery with Britney - either drop dead gorgeous or absolutely rank!!!

just remember the good photos and forget the bad!!

what exactly is the point of this thread again?

I seen a pic of brintey with no make up, she looks like a ugly hillbilly skank.

Not that I would pass up on the offer if she approached me (if i was single)

5555555555555555555, even blind drunk she prolly wouldn't give you a second look

totster

I seen a pic of brintey with no make up, she looks like a ugly hillbilly skank.

Not that I would pass up on the offer if she approached me (if i was single)

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