Where Will It Crack?

[OlRedEyes]

/deleted.

I'm cracking up

[taxexile]

dont blame yourself , it was bound to happen sooner or later.

[penzman]

Is this about the airport runways and floors?

[rishi]

When someone - usually rather "elegantly" posting "sofisticated" posts on this forum - merely states: "I'm cracking up" - he might either be trolling or having a problem... In case the latter should be the case.. he better return with a post, that might convince the concerned ones that they aren't being pulled by the leg...

[Tippaporn]

Spit it out, OlRedEyes.

[game4shame]

I'm cracking up

i'm cracking off way-hey!!

[redrus]

Well crack on then.....!

redrus

[Mighty Mouse]

Stop doing hand stands on your mattress with those mirrors on your ceiling and you won't notice your crack up.

[OlRedEyes]

When someone - usually rather "elegantly" posting "sofisticated" posts on this forum - merely states: "I'm cracking up" - he might either be trolling or having a problem... In case the latter should be the case.. he better return with a post, that might convince the concerned ones that they aren't being pulled by the leg...

I deleted the post, coz it was crap.

I confess, I'm not getting enough.

Spit it out, OlRedEyes.

OK. If one applies equal pressure to two opposite sides of a perfect square of perfect consistency, where will it crack.

There.

BTW, I wuz thinking of that common consciuousness thingie, and nearly did a crap post about that too. Luckily the nebulous cloud of inspired philosophising parted momentararily and I stopped myself from displaying my unique brilliance and making a bigger ###### of meself.

######, I've always despised grammar and spelling. Fcuks up the potential grasp on the bigger picture.

I go back to my hibernation.

Edited. I suppose I should add a smiley.

[taxexile]

OK. If one applies equal pressure to two opposite sides of a perfect square of perfect consistency, where will it crack.

i dont think it would crack , it would just crumble.

[Jockstar]

I was up the crack of Dawn once.

[Kerryd]

I was up the crack of Dawn once.

There have been many mornings when Dawn's crack has aroused me !

[Tippaporn]

It's too early in the day to be drinking that much, OlRedEyes.

This must be a troll post, though. Anyone who lives in Thailand and claims they aren't getting enough???

[Kerryd]

This must be a troll post, though. Anyone who lives in Thailand and claims they aren't getting enough???

Maybe he's broke already ? First week of the month, broke and having to wait for the pension to be deposited ? Is that why he isn't "getting" enough ?

[Tippaporn]

OK. If one applies equal pressure to two opposite sides of a perfect square of perfect consistency, where will it crack.

There.

What type of material, OlRedEyes? I'll run it through some stress analysis software and get back to you.

[Totster]

OK. If one applies equal pressure to two opposite sides of a perfect square of perfect consistency, where will it crack.

There.

BTW, I wuz thinking of that common consciuousness thingie, and nearly did a crap post about that too. Luckily the nebulous cloud of inspired philosophising parted momentararily and I stopped myself from displaying my unique brilliance and making a bigger ###### of meself.

######, I've always despised grammar and spelling. Fcuks up the potential grasp on the bigger picture.

I go back to my hibernation.

Edited. I suppose I should add a smiley.

Too many long words for me...

totster

[Tippaporn]

My brain hurts.

[OlRedEyes]

My brain hurts.

Why, getting too much?

[OlRedEyes]

Maybe its time to run a poll on whos getting enough.

Is it expensive to be up the Crack of Dawn? Maybe something for later in the month.

Actually, I have an idea. But I forgot.

[Totster]

Maybe its time to run a poll on whos getting enough.

Is it expensive to be up the Crack of Dawn? Maybe something for later in the month.

Actually, I have an idea. But I forgot.

We should rename you " 'OlAgeRedEyes "..

totster

[OlRedEyes]

Maybe its time to run a poll on whos getting enough.

Is it expensive to be up the Crack of Dawn? Maybe something for later in the month.

Actually, I have an idea. But I forgot.

We should rename you " 'OlAgeRedEyes "..

totster

Do you know how young I am?

Does anybody here know how young I am?

Does my wife know how young I am?

Call me StonedAgedMan

Send donations.

I hope the mods ban your bloody avatar. Its provocative and tasteless. Makes me horny.

[Tippaporn]

Send donations.

Where to ORE? Sounds like a worthy mission of mercy.

[taxexile]

Makes me horny.

that sounds like an emission of percy.

[game4shame]

I hope the mods ban your bloody avatar. Its provocative and tasteless. Makes me horny.

britney's let herself go a bit recently but she's just had a baby so I suppose it's permitted.

she looked so fine in the 'slave 4 u' video a few years back it almost made me cry.

shit

[OlRedEyes]

I hope the mods ban your bloody avatar. Its provocative and tasteless. Makes me horny.

britney's let herself go a bit recently but she's just had a baby so I suppose it's permitted.

she looked so fine in the 'slave 4 u' video a few years back it almost made me cry.

shit

Not really... slaves are never off topic

Care to donate a copy?

[game4shame]

Not really... slaves are never off topic

Care to donate a copy?

When I say 'slave 4 u' video, I mean the music video accompanying the single titled 'slave 4 u', not some dodgy soft-porn video nasty!!

...although it's pretty close to soft porn!!

I'm sure the full version would be available on the net although I have seen it on music channels recently.

[Donz]

I seen a pic of brintey with no make up, she looks like a ugly hillbilly skank.

Not that I would pass up on the offer if she approached me (if i was single)

[game4shame]

I seen a pic of brintey with no make up, she looks like a ugly hillbilly skank.

Not that I would pass up on the offer if she approached me (if i was single)

it's a total lottery with Britney - either drop dead gorgeous or absolutely rank!!!

just remember the good photos and forget the bad!!

what exactly is the point of this thread again?

[Totster]

I seen a pic of brintey with no make up, she looks like a ugly hillbilly skank.

Not that I would pass up on the offer if she approached me (if i was single)

5555555555555555555, even blind drunk she prolly wouldn't give you a second look

totster

[Boon Mee]

I seen a pic of brintey with no make up, she looks like a ugly hillbilly skank.

Not that I would pass up on the offer if she approached me (if i was single)

I saved a ton of money by switching to Geico &...a night at a Holiday Inn Express...