A niceone.

Haven't been in the joke forum for a while. Apologies for that and I've got one for you all,

Man meets woman in bar, man likes woman, woman likes man. After six or seven drinks, the man suggests moving on to a nice little restaurant he knows. She agrees, they go. The food is excellent, the ambience perfect for a romantic encounter, they drink wine and sample some of the best food there is and then he asks if she would like a nightcap at his apartment. Of course she accepts, and they move on ......

he slips on the smooth music, a quick mouth spray, some very fine burgundy and just as he is about to make his move, she says

"You're a dentist aren't you"?

He is dumbfounded, "Yes, but how did you ..... "You wash your hands every 5 minutes" she interrupted.

"Wow" He cooed, suitably impressed with her style,

So they go for it, and when it's all over and they're laying beside each other, smoking,

She glances over and says "And what's more, you are an excellent dentist"

"How could you possibly know that" he asks, holding his hands in the air,

''Because I never felt a thing"!!!! She replies.