Never Get A Parrot

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant

shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one,Madam?

A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree and it's an absolute steal at only

£20."Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.

Well", replies the assistant, it used to live in a brothel and as a result its

language is a touch fruity"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her

mind up,"I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".

So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home,

the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman.

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I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly.

A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.

"A new brothel, a new madam, and now new prostitutes" says the parrot when he

sees the daughters.

"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes"

complained the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their

new pet.

A short while later, the woman's husband comes home.

"Well f==k me, a new brothel, a new madam, new whores, but the same old

clients..... How ya doin', Dave?!!"