What Women Want...

[elsie]

What Women Want in a Man, Original List (age 22)

1. Handsome

2. Charming

3. Financially successful

4. A caring listener

5. Witty

6. In good shape

7. Dresses with style

8. Appreciates finer things

9. Full of thoughtful surprises

10. An imaginative, romantic lover

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What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)

2. Opens car doors, holds chairs

3. Has enough money for a nice dinner

4. Listens more than talks

5. Laughs at my jokes

6. Carries bags of groceries with ease

7. Owns at least one tie

8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal

9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

10. Seeks romance at least once a week

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What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)

2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car

3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally

4. Nods head when I'm talking

5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes

6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids

9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down

10. Shaves most weekends

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What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public

3. Doesn't borrow money too often

4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting

5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times

6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends

7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

8. Appreciates a good TV dinner

9. Remembers your name on occasion

10. Shaves some weekends

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What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children

2. Remembers where bathroom is

3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep

4. Only snores lightly when asleep

5. Remembers why he's laughing

6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

7. Usually wears some clothes

8. Likes soft foods

9. Remembers where he left his teeth

10. Remembers that it's the weekend

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What Women Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing

2. Doesn't miss the toilet.

[leonah]

I've got one of them!

[tuky]

I've got one of them!

are you sure Leonah?

When he visited me he caused my baby to projectile vomit, he missed the toilet, Didn't have a huge amount of hair on his head, snored like a trooper and didn't even have teeth to lose!!!

but he was kinda cute

[sbk]

which one have you got Leonah? the one at 62 or the one at 72??

Makes me think I must have too high of expectations of my hubby. He still has plenty of hair, laughs at my jokes, and does want romance more than once a week . Doesn't own a tie tho

[et33.com]

i say

rich like 50

am now 40

looks like 30

act like 20

cute like 10

any takers ??

[Guest The Judge]

No