"Gay In A Box" -- ask a gay any question! ONE answer only by ONE gay.

[Jingthing]

Gay In A Box -- The Whole Truth, everything you wanted to know about Gays.

Here is the concept.

Here is a space for NON-GAYS to ask a "gay" anything they want (normal forum rules apply regarding slurs, etc.).

Then one of our "gays" answers the question.

Here is the twist: ONLY ONE ANSWER ALLOWED!

No debates between the "gays" as to whether the answer was correct or not.

First gay that comes, that's the Gay In A Box who gets to answer.

If this ONE ANSWER ONLY structure is not followed, the thread won't work and will just become a chaotic MESS.

So please respect the ONE ANSWER ONLY rule.

Here's a sample of the program:

NON-GAY asks --

Why won't gay men be caught dead in Docker's pant?

GAY answers --

(Whatever he answers)

That's it.

ONE question.

ONE answer.

Then move on and wait for the NEXT question.

Clear enough?

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This thread directly inspired by the "Jew In A Box" art installation exhibit in Berlin Germany.

http://jezebel.com/5993022/jew-in-the-box-exhibition-at-berlins-jewish-museum-unsurprisingly-elicits-controversy

[alyx]

Interesting concept but two questions pop up to mind, and a remark

1) this is a gay forum: how many "non gay" do you expect to read this forum and this very thread ? Of course some of us "non gay" do read it but I guess that the ratio would be very low and, therefore, you might get only one question a month

2) how would you be sure that the question comes from a "non gay"?

3) the kind of questions asked by a "non gay" to a "gay" revolves about one of two themes, making the number of questions very small

[wooloomooloo]

Q: My name is Malcolm and I think it's a girly name. Should I change my name and, if so, could you advise a suitably non-girly name?

[Jingthing]

Interesting concept but two questions pop up to mind, and a remark

1) this is a gay forum: how many "non gay" do you expect to read this forum and this very thread ? Of course some of us "non gay" do read it but I guess that the ratio would be very low and, therefore, you might get only one question a month

2) how would you be sure that the question comes from a "non gay"?

3) the kind of questions asked by a "non gay" to a "gay" revolves about one of two themes, making the number of questions very small

This post was neither a question from a non-gay to a "Gay In A Box" nor the one answer to such question.

Tsk tsk!

[Jingthing]

Q: My name is Malcolm and I think it's a girly name. Should I change my name and, if so, could you advise a suitably non-girly name?

Thank you for your question, non-gay.

First Coming "Gay In a Box" answers: Malcolm is not a girly name. Malcolm is a very sexy name with massive appeal to the gays. You should not change it.

NEXT ...

[rhythmworx]

Do gay people cry when watching Thai soap operas?

[mad mary]

I love cheese but I'm definitely a "non-gay" am I unusual?

[sustento]

[rhythmworx]

Is a Gay in a Box is the opposite of a Jack in a Box?

I can't imagine a gay person jumping out of a box, jumping in maybe, (wish I hadn't thought of that now).

The original Jack in a box was obviously not invented by a gay person, other wise you'd press a button and he would get in the box.

Maybe I've drank to much Leffe...

[Jingthing]

Do gay people cry when watching Thai soap operas?

Thank you for your question, non-gay.

First Coming "Gay In a Box" answers: Gay men do not watch soap operas. However, if forced into such toxic exposure, some may cry out of BOREDOM.

NEXT ...

[Jingthing]

Is a Gay in a Box is the opposite of a Jack in a Box?

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Thank you for your question, non-gay.

First Coming "Gay In a Box" answers: I think Jack is gay. He certainly sounds gay.

NEXT ...

[Jingthing]

I love cheese but I'm definitely a "non-gay" am I unusual?

Thank you for your question, non-gay.

First Coming "Gay In a Box" answers: Not in Wisconsin.

NEXT ...

(No other of "the gays" are stepping up to the plate to be the Gay In a Box answer-bot. That's a shame, as they are strongly encouraged to do so. But if none choose to, of course I will try to serve up the answers.)

[wooloomooloo]

I love cheese but I'm definitely a "non-gay" am I unusual?

Thank you for your question, non-gay.

gayinabox.jpg

First Coming "Gay In a Box" answers: Not in Wisconsin.

It took 50,505 posts but you are now officially interesting, JT.

Comedy genius and haven't stopped laughing. The wife's getting irked though.

[mad mary]

I've heard lots of "gays" like to wax ,I'm a "non-gay" obviously, but I'm thinking of waxing with 'strips' ,I've been told 'strips' are a 'rip-off' is this true?

[Jingthing]

I've heard lots of "gays" like to wax ,I'm a "non-gay" obviously, but I'm thinking of waxing with 'strips' ,I've been told 'strips' are a 'rip-off' is this true?

Thank you for your question, non-gay.

First Coming "Gay In a Box" answers: I'll have to sack, crack, and GET BACK to you on that one, mate.

NEXT ...

[rhythmworx]

Do gay people wear perfume?

[Jingthing]

Do gay people wear perfume?

Thank you for your question, non-gay.

First Coming "Gay In a Box" answers: Of course not! Unless you count the ripe smell of pheromones and dried sweat as perfumes!

NEXT ...

[rhythmworx]

Dried sweat?

Do you no hab nam?

[Jingthing]

Dried sweat?

Do you no hab nam?

Followup questions are not accepted by the Gays In The Boxes.

If you are not satisfied with your official Gay In A Box answer, there will be no refunds, exchanges, or second opinions!

NEXT ...

[rhythmworx]

I am not a "Gay in a Box" thank you.

You wish.

[Jingthing]

I am not a "Gay in a Box" thank you.

You wish.

That has already been established when it was stated before:

Thank you for your question, non-gay.

[rhythmworx]

Does Santa climb down the chimney in gay peoples houses to eat a mince pie?

[BookMan]

can i clarify the rules here please? How many questions can I ask?

[Jingthing]

can i clarify the rules here please? How many questions can I ask?

As many ORIGINAL ONES as you like. However, no followup questions in response to answers.

[JoeThePoster]

If two men with beards kiss for a long time, can they build up a static electric charge?

[Jingthing]

Help!

Backup Gay In a Box needed now!

[BookMan]

Why is it so important for a vocal minority of Gay people to have public recognition of their 'gayness'? Is it because their sexuality defines them? Why the need to shout it from the rooftops constantly?

Personally, I would find it very limiting for personal growth by making everything i do and say in my life tied to my sexuality.

[Jingthing]

Why is it so important for a vocal minority of Gay people to have public recognition of their 'gayness'? Is it because their sexuality defines them? Why the need to shout it from the rooftops constantly?

Personally, I would find it very limiting for personal growth by making everything i do and say in my life tied to my sexuality.

You misunderstood. One ORIGINAL question at a time. As you didn't know, the above can stand. Perhaps one of the many Gays In The Boxes will care to answer that monster.

[Jingthing]

If two men with beards kiss for a long time, can they build up a static electric charge?

Thank you for your question, non-gay.

First Coming "Gay In a Box" answers: Good one! The answer is negatory. Gay In A Box feels you have confused "the gays" with Z.Z. Top. Be careful with the soup!

NEXT ...

[eeeya]

Gay in the box, are you the only gay in the village?