Jailed Palestinians smuggle sperm out of Israeli prisons to get wives pregnant

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Palestine's jailed smuggle sperm out of Israeli prisons to get wives pregnant

Palestinian men locked away in jail are smuggling their sperm out of Israeli's prisons in order to have more children. Though with the help of wives that visit the prison to see their husbands, along with the kids they had already created before being put in the slammer, sperm is quickly being smuggled out of the jails and rushed to a medical facility close by for in vitro fertilization (IVF) to take place.

Take the story of Suad Abu Fayed and her husband who have not been able to have any form of physical contact with one another for over 11 years, according to a Washington Post article. For the years they have not been allowed to contact each other as wife and husband is the same amount of time the man has been kept, locked away in an Israeli prison.

However more recently, Abu Fayed was holding their 8-day-old baby girl who they named Hurriyah. This infant is one of many that are in a growing demographic of babies that were conceived in the past 24 months using IVF. The man's daughter was conceived thanks to his tricky ways of smuggling his semen out of the prison in an effort to impregnate his wife. He is not the only man behind bars that has attempted this move with alarming success.

There are two main goals of this covert operation according to those that are involved in the scheme. The first goal is to help the wives of the prisoners have offspring while their loved ones are in the slammer. The second aim is to put a dent in Israel's control over the lives of Palestinians.

Thirty-seven year old Samir Abu Fayed, the father of Hurriyah, is doing an 18-year prison sentence for being convicted of his involvement in terrorist actions. According to the prisoner's brother, he is a member of al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades which is an armed wing of Palestine's political force called Fatah.

Full story: http://voiceofrussia.com/2014_05_05/Palestines-jailed-smuggle-sperm-out-of-Israeli-prisons-to-get-wives-pregnant-4037/


-- Voice of Russia 2014-05-05

[coma]

Sounds like a real Freedom Fighter Factory [ FFF ]. The Israelis should 'nip ' it in the bud before they start coming back to bite them.

[Ulysses G.]

Who cares?

[Costas2008]

"There are two main goals of this covert operation according to those that are involved in the scheme. The first goal is to help the wives of the prisoners have offspring while their loved ones are in the slammer. The second aim is to put a dent in Israel's control over the lives of Palestinians."

There is a third one.

If the wife falls pregnant with another man.........it's your sperm darling.......the one I smuggled out last time.

Very clever indeed.

[Payboy]

The collection process is called the Gaza Grip.

[chuckd]

Now I know where the term 'circle jerk' came from.

[Morch]

Similar stories appeared in the past, not sure why it comes up again now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNtSA88rQEE

http://www.jpost.com/Middle-East/Jailed-Palestinians-smuggle-sperm-to-their-wives

Not sure it's all that likely from a medical point of view.

[Adeeos]

Woman leaving prison visit,,, "where are you going?",,,, HHHHMMMMHHHHMMMMHHHHMMM,,,, LOL

[Som wat]

The collection process is called the Gaza Grip.

Or the West Wank.

[klauskunkel]

in vitro fertilization (IVF)

is this Mohammed approved?

[Lupatria]

Did they adopt this from the hotel maid of Boris Becker?

[sonar6ca]

Old news, I guess nothing exciting happened this evening in Phuket or Pattya.

[Noi657]

I've met a few cum collectors in my time too!

[unanimosity]

Sounds like a real Freedom Fighter Factory [ FFF ]. The Israelis should 'nip ' it in the bud before they start coming back to bite them.

Factory, yes, for suicide bombers and for those that survive, they become voters, in the event there is ever an election.

[unanimosity]

Old news, I guess nothing exciting happened this evening in Phuket or Pattya.

Should the newsletter be changed to PP Visa?

[unanimosity]

in vitro fertilization (IVF)

is this Mohammed approved?

It is in the wildcard section about anything is acceptable, even carrying a Bible and being president of an infidel country, if it furthers the cause.

[smotherb]

"There are two main goals of this covert operation according to those that are involved in the scheme. The first goal is to help the wives of the prisoners have offspring while their loved ones are in the slammer. The second aim is to put a dent in Israel's control over the lives of Palestinians."

There is a third one.

If the wife falls pregnant with another man.........it's your sperm darling.......the one I smuggled out last time.

Very clever indeed.

Even more clever, the Israelis are making the Palestinians think they are smuggling out the sperm . . .

[bluebluewater]

I would suggest that it is almost medically impossible that viable sperm is being transferred out of a prison such that it is able to create a pregnancy.

On the other hand we always knew them 'ol boys were a bunch of wwaannkkeerrss !

Edited May 5, 2014 by bluebluewater

[Steely Dan]

in vitro fertilization (IVF)

is this Mohammed approved?

Science is perfectly acceptable so long as it advances the cause of primitive man.

[ggt]

Hell...I know a bunch of ex-pats that would gladly impregnate them...just for the fun of it...

[jeanpierre]

is this real hallal seed???

[kbelyeu]

Yes.. the young boys are smuggling it out in their <deleted>.

Kurt

[slipperylobster]

So much for the rule of not shaking it more than 3 times in the bathroom....

[Basil B]

Of course if they are paying an Israeli guard to smuggle out the test tubes how do they know it wont be substituted?

[Jingthing]

Of course if they are paying an Israeli guard to smuggle out the test tubes how do they know it wont be substituted?

You might have something there.

Give the Jewish babies to the Palestinians and the Palestinian babies to the Jews ...

If not even better than a two state solution, it would make a great SITCOM!

[Payboy]

The collection process is called the Gaza Grip.

Or the West Wank.

I heard the biggest contributor is bloke they call Tosser Arafat.

[F4UCorsair]

"There are two main goals of this covert operation according to those that are involved in the scheme. The first goal is to help the wives of the prisoners have offspring while their loved ones are in the slammer. The second aim is to put a dent in Israel's control over the lives of Palestinians."

There is a third one.

If the wife falls pregnant with another man.........it's your sperm darling.......the one I smuggled out last time.

Very clever indeed.

And the third one is the most likely!!!

[Thaiready]

Use a goat....same diffrence

[rickirs]

"Wife, why does little Mohammed look like a Jew?" You think maybe the Israeli's know about sperm smuggling to do a little substitution of their own at the clinic.

[petermik]

Hell...I know a bunch of ex-pats that would gladly impregnate them...just for the fun of it...

Not much fun when they are 60 kgs+