Porn star

A porn star goes into an employment agency looking for a job. He tells the secretary he wants a new line of work.

The agency give him an interview and then find a job for him as a petrol pump attendant.

A week later the woman at the agency phones the gas station to see how he's getting on.

"He's great", says the man at the gas station. "He's hardworking and popular with ladies. But he's got a strange problem."

"What's that?", says the lady at the employment agency.

"Well, he puts the petrol pump in the tank and starts filling it up, but when it's almost full he pulls the pump out and sprays it all over the windscreen."