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Thai Logic

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Sis in Law pulled in front of a Truck. ...I went form middle lane to inside and he Hit Me...Didn't You study the N/S Mirror First i asked. ?. EXPLOSION.. Youve driven the Car, it was You who said you cant see F/All with those tints, so neither could I. I rest My Case. Sometimes its best to walk off.

I rest My Case.

Not sure what any of that had to do with her being Thai, but what was in your case before you rested it and started writing this post?

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Took some time to decipher but once done I gave you a like.. You used an oxymoron though in your title by saying "Thai" and "logic" in the same sentence.. Another one of those avoidable accidents an observant driver could have..

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Thai Logic, any Fool Knows what that is.It will be repaired with a New 60% Widscreen, and 80% Passenger Door Tints.Plus some Mobiles and dangly charms from the R.V. Mirror.

Sis in Law pulled in front of a Truck. ...I went form middle lane to inside and he Hit Me...Didn't You study the N/S Mirror First i asked. ?. EXPLOSION.. Youve driven the Car, it was You who said you cant see F/All with those tints, so neither could I. I rest My Case. Sometimes its best to walk off.

I tried to guess her age based on the facts that she is unable to drive properly and cannot take responsibility for her actions.

I think it's somewhere between 6 and 13.

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My ex wife pulled up on our drive with the car wrote off and on the back of a low loader. Before I could ask anything she said ; " it wasn't my fault......what the f@@k was that tractor doing in that field !"

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A1S, that's a bit hard on the 6 to 13 age group. Even they know if you plaster Black Crap all over the Windows you cant see down the Garden too good.But then its all for Looks realy..Like most Thais she will put the same gunge back, Nothing Learned, from a nasty crash.

A1S, that's a bit hard on the 6 to 13 age group. Even they know if you plaster Black Crap all over the Windows you cant see down the Garden too good.But then its all for Looks realy..Like most Thais she will put the same gunge back, Nothing Learned, from a nasty crash.

Now come on, when are you going to admit it was your fault. biggrin.png

True story - going back a good few years mind !

My old Auntie used to break down in her car on her way to work almost every day and have to call out a mechanic - who eventually always managed to get her to work somehow. This went on for weeks and they couldn't fathom out what the problem was until my uncle travelled with her one day and realized she was pulling out the manual choke lever and hanging her bag on it whilst driving so she could eat her biscuits on the way to work !

I think it's a gender issues to be honest !

Same old Auntie ran a fella over in her car.

Policeman said to her; " I think he wants to press charges against you and he's going to be hospital for a long time."

But he wasn't watching out for me ........and he didn't look left or right officer ?

Copper says ; " he's no f@@king need to in his own kitchen ! "

My inlaws from down south came up to the N.E. for Songran. they had their NEW Vigo take a broadside from a truck full of folk chucking water over folks. Police came and told my inlaw it was his fault cos he didn't live in the area..........blink.png

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So it is My Fault. The Sisters picked up their Cars together. Told My Wife hers is going nowhere till they scrape the muck off.Waited weeks for 3M.Clear, and much chuntering.

Is op for real? I have no idea what hes saying

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Is op for real? I have no idea what hes saying

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perfectly clear with some basic language comprehension. Punctuation leaves a little to be desired. Like ”a business that knows its shit and a business that knows it’s shit.”

Is op for real? I have no idea what hes saying

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When you read the motoring forum a while AoP's stuff does become clear.......thumbsup.gif ...................laugh.png

Is op for real? I have no idea what hes saying

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Youjusthavetoreaditverycarefully,twice,thenyoullgetit.

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I wish i was a a Smart Assed Brit,Yank or anyone who only speaks oneLanguage.Thank God im not a Teacher here. verbose n bust.Fear not ill still get more likes than V Neal.Thats if hes ever had any

Is op for real? I have no idea what hes saying

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When you read the motoring forum a while AoP's stuff does become clear.......thumbsup.gif ...................laugh.png

Naw, this one really is bad. I speak 4 and understand 6 languages BTW.

Is op for real? I have no idea what hes saying

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When you read the motoring forum a while AoP's stuff does become clear.......thumbsup.gif ...................laugh.png

Naw, this one really is bad. I speak 4 and understand 6 languages BTW.

I am a Cockney....................laugh.png

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is this about how daft it is to have tint on car windows?

was driving the gf's car with tinted windows through bangkok at night, could hardly see anything. very scary and dangerous. never again.

I wish i was a a Smart Assed Brit,Yank or anyone who only speaks oneLanguage.Thank God im not a Teacher here. verbose n bust.Fear not ill still get more likes than V Neal.Thats if hes ever had any

I've said before......... you make me laugh, just like you did as a wondering star.

Is op for real? I have no idea what hes saying

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When you read the motoring forum a while AoP's stuff does become clear.......thumbsup.gif ...................laugh.png

Naw, this one really is bad. I speak 4 and understand 6 languages BTW.

I am a Cockney....................laugh.png

Me to but can't speak English very well.

Scots, Welsh, North of England, Canadian, American, Australian, New Zealand understand me so I speak 7 languages. laugh.png

True story - going back a good few years mind !

My old Auntie used to break down in her car on her way to work almost every day and have to call out a mechanic - who eventually always managed to get her to work somehow. This went on for weeks and they couldn't fathom out what the problem was until my uncle travelled with her one day and realized she was pulling out the manual choke lever and hanging her bag on it whilst driving so she could eat her biscuits on the way to work !

I think it's a gender issues to be honest !

It may be a true story but it isn't yours... This was penned by Wheels journalist "Quints" in the late sixties/early seventies in his column in Wheels Magazine.

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Thai Logic, any Fool Knows what that is.It will be repaired with a New 60% Widscreen, and 80% Passenger Door Tints.Plus some Mobiles and dangly charms from the R.V. Mirror.

You're forgetting the numerous teddy bears and stuffed dolls crowding the rear shelf and blocking the rear window, and Kitty Kat straddling the radio antenna.

True story - going back a good few years mind !

My old Auntie used to break down in her car on her way to work almost every day and have to call out a mechanic - who eventually always managed to get her to work somehow. This went on for weeks and they couldn't fathom out what the problem was until my uncle travelled with her one day and realized she was pulling out the manual choke lever and hanging her bag on it whilst driving so she could eat her biscuits on the way to work !

I think it's a gender issues to be honest !

It may be a true story but it isn't yours... This was penned by Wheels journalist "Quints" in the late sixties/early seventies in his column in Wheels Magazine.

And was told to me in the mid sixties by my father, who was a garage manager, he even told the ladie's name, which I forget, and the car type, which was Morris Minor.

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