One of my p**** whipped doormat friends got a girl from a GoGo bar and they had a pretty typical turbulent, violent relationship, that door mat types have.
He had 2 daughters with her and asked her to marry him legally after 4 years living together, so he could take her and their kids to the UK.
And take advantage of our wonderful DHS system.
When they got to Bangkok to get legally hitched, she plucked up the courage to tell him her brother was actually her husband!
 
He paid for the divorce and agreed to pay the guy a lump sum of money to grant a divorce and each month a sum of money for taking care of his wifes son who was staying with the Thai brother/ husband.
My friend then went to live with the two daughters and his new Thai wife in the UK.
Where she run of with my friends best friend a year later!
The two daughters now live with his mother and father and are doing very well.
The X wife now on the game in the UK.
 
He came back to Thailand, got another working girl.
Had an even more violent relationship, including trips to the hospital for knife wounds and the police station to pay ''her'' money when defending himself.
Had two more babys, and split up again.
 
You can't fix stupid!

Par for the course, I'd say.

Sounds like just another day in Paradise.

"The rice farmers will be paid next week"

Yingluck Shinawatra

When you are one of Ppmcready's friends you know you have reached the bottom.

When you are one of Ppmcready's friends you know you have reached the bottom.

It's almost like the kiss of death.

I think I start luv you.

I only start work bar yesterday !

 

No, he's my brother !

 

Not need condom, I can take care.

 

My mother very sick in hospital, you can help ?

 

No, children belong to sister.

 

I only talk with you on internet.

You're so big :(

My wife ran off with my best mate.

And geez I miss him!

I'm Buddhist and I have to spend week in the Temple.

I cant see you for two weeks, my Father sick, need to go home.

 

(what she really means is the plane with internet sponsor on 2 week holiday has landed)

I only like falang with big belly ,it sexy ,you very handsom man.

to be honest there is very little a bar girl could tell me that i would believe 

 My ex said a few howlers during our time together. Once she had to go to a temple upcountry for 3 days and returned minus her cell phone and with a disturbing reaction to Willie Nelson's songs! Another time she had to go on a teacher training course for a weekend and developed the clap, but did get a promotion. End of the day I was relieved to have her away for a few days so I could drink without interruption. Win, win.

The buffalo is sick and got pregnant again!

seems you are a mate of whereyoustay and mabe sandman,isn'it?

another troll thread so that the poor sick bar trollers can pull thai girls down,

 

 

this site just gets funnier,,

 

my mate this my mate that,

 

what did you do OP look in the miror when writing this

 

 

 

 

When you are one of Ppmcready's friends you know you have reached the bottom.

It's almost like the kiss of death.

 

and one will have to endure the bad breath first..

I only start work bar yesterday !
 
No, he's my brother !
 
Not need condom, I can take care.
 
My mother very sick in hospital, you can help ?
 
No, children belong to sister.
 
I only talk with you on internet.

Spoken like an experienced expert

seems you are a mate of whereyoustay and mabe sandman,isn'it?

Nah, sandman should not be mentioned alongside those particular trolls.

You're so big :(

Well for some of us it's true :-p

Pigeon Jake summed it up.

What's the biggest lie and hoax you have heard a Thai girl use?

 

 

 

Whatever it is, it pales into insignificance when compared with the lies expats in Thailand tell themselves. 

 

What's the biggest lie and hoax you have heard a Thai girl use?

 

 

 

Whatever it is, it pales into insignificance when compared with the lies expats in Thailand tell themselves. 

 

 

thats a great way of putting it,

Stay here long enough you will hear even more incredible stories. I have heard and seen stuff that would make you think you live in wonderland.

 

What's the biggest lie and hoax you have heard a Thai girl use?

 

 

 

Whatever it is, it pales into insignificance when compared with the lies expats in Thailand tell themselves. 

 

 

No way, the lies expats tell to other expat far exceeds all that, case in point, this thread.

 

 

What's the biggest lie and hoax you have heard a Thai girl use?

 

 

 

Whatever it is, it pales into insignificance when compared with the lies expats in Thailand tell themselves. 

 

 

No way, the lies expats tell to other expat far exceeds all that, case in point, this thread.

 

i think youll see that guest house said expat tell themselves,,,

Why is my life so goddam ordinary?

Why is my life so goddam ordinary?

Maybe you are an ordinary human being?

Unlike the average TV poster?

Now i understand more of why i, as an honest, but far from perfect person, never fitted in this country where everybody lies. To others and to themselves. My bad.