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Probably slipped and fell on a banana cream pie, while eating ice cream fudge... and gave him self

a medal....

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ND You'll need a strong referee for that fight. I nominate metisdead.

I have no problem with that, he's a fair man, Im sure he will let me pound that evil sob down to the ground.

Somehow I think if fat little Mr Kim gets to read this, he would be reluctant to turn up. :P

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This is gout or podagra.

This over weighted person eat too much sugar and fat.

This guy ingests 50% of all the food produced in his country. The remaining 50% are sold to the whole population.

I vote for gout. If he has inherited his father's love and overindulgence of good, rich food, gout no doubt is a real possibility.

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Are these adoring sycophants brain-washed, in fear of their lives, or do they genuinely revere their leaders?

They've been informed that they genuinely revere their leader.
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ND You'll need a strong referee for that fight. I nominate metisdead.

I have no problem with that, he's a fair man, Im sure he will let me pound that evil sob down to the ground.

Somehow I think if fat little Mr Kim gets to read this, he would be reluctant to turn up. :P

I believe the great man MID will referee fairly. He is not someone to mess with, as shown here on TVF.

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Anyone like to make a guess who would have led the lengthy and regular applause ?

And speculate on the fate of anyone who didn't clap loud enough ?

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You boys are being silly.

Everybody knows KJU, eats virtually anything he comes across.

He is at present on a see food diet.

Every time the sees food he eats it.

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You boys are being silly.

Everybody knows KJU, eats virtually anything he comes across.

He is at present on a see food diet.

Every time the sees food he eats it.

YES.

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When it comes to sports, the ruling family are pretty spectacular, This is a report of their prowess based on quotes from the official North Korean news agency, so it must be true. Possibly Kim III was trying for a new record of 12 holes-in-one in a single round of golf when he injured himself.

During his reign as the unquestioned, unchallenged leader of the secretive nation, Kim, according to official North Korean state media reports, routinely shot three or four holes-in-one per round of golf.

But in the 1990s - another moment in time when an event in North Korea varies (some say it happened in 1991 and others in 1994), the late dictator, then 50 (or 53) years old, set a golfing standard that will assuredly never be surpassed. It occurred at the grand opening of the Pyongyang Golf Complex, which contains North Korea's only 18-hole golf course.

After picking up a golf club that day for the very first time in his life, the Dear Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea fired a 38-under-par round of 34 at Pyongyang. According to the 17 security guards who observed the performance, the score included an amazing 11 aces. Naturally, the event was dutifully reported to the North Korean masses by the state news agency.

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When it comes to sports, the ruling family are pretty spectacular, This is a report of their prowess based on quotes from the official North Korean news agency, so it must be true. Possibly Kim III was trying for a new record of 12 holes-in-one in a single round of golf when he injured himself.

During his reign as the unquestioned, unchallenged leader of the secretive nation, Kim, according to official North Korean state media reports, routinely shot three or four holes-in-one per round of golf.

But in the 1990s - another moment in time when an event in North Korea varies (some say it happened in 1991 and others in 1994), the late dictator, then 50 (or 53) years old, set a golfing standard that will assuredly never be surpassed. It occurred at the grand opening of the Pyongyang Golf Complex, which contains North Korea's only 18-hole golf course.

After picking up a golf club that day for the very first time in his life, the Dear Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea fired a 38-under-par round of 34 at Pyongyang. According to the 17 security guards who observed the performance, the score included an amazing 11 aces. Naturally, the event was dutifully reported to the North Korean masses by the state news agency.

He must have been in a rush to the buffet, put me down for a 1 on the last 11 holes.

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When it comes to sports, the ruling family are pretty spectacular, This is a report of their prowess based on quotes from the official North Korean news agency, so it must be true. Possibly Kim III was trying for a new record of 12 holes-in-one in a single round of golf when he injured himself.

During his reign as the unquestioned, unchallenged leader of the secretive nation, Kim, according to official North Korean state media reports, routinely shot three or four holes-in-one per round of golf.

But in the 1990s - another moment in time when an event in North Korea varies (some say it happened in 1991 and others in 1994), the late dictator, then 50 (or 53) years old, set a golfing standard that will assuredly never be surpassed. It occurred at the grand opening of the Pyongyang Golf Complex, which contains North Korea's only 18-hole golf course.

After picking up a golf club that day for the very first time in his life, the Dear Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea fired a 38-under-par round of 34 at Pyongyang. According to the 17 security guards who observed the performance, the score included an amazing 11 aces. Naturally, the event was dutifully reported to the North Korean masses by the state news agency.

It's laughable isn't it.

My bet is, either of them probably struggled to even swing a golf club, nothing but a pair if gimps.

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Something up his backside perhaps?

Maybe he's a gerbilist ?

What is a gerbelist?

Someone that walks with a limp......

You need to concentrate young skywalker, try to keep up, okay ?

Yes sir!smile.png

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I bet you have the sane hsircut ND

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^ No, I have long hair, about down to my waiste.

long beard....zz top style.

u bald little punk

Not a Richard Gere?

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