At the Urinal...

[Showbags]

Standing at one yesterday in Pantip Plaza and just wondered if foreigners stand like the Thais do when they leak.....like in a rugby scrum around the porcelain.. ..

 

Personally, I stand about 12 inches back so I can just comfortably reach over the edge...but not touch any of that glistening filth.

[Soutpeel]

I stand about 24 inches back and my gentlemen's bit still touches the rim of the dunny

[Costas2008]

So, you just came out of the shower, looked at the mirror, admired yourself and thought.......

Who should I boast to about my super size?

Yehhh.......let the whole of TVF admire me also.

There are sad, very sad and very very sad people around.

But I would never imply you fall under any of these categories.

Edited July 25, 2014 by Costas2008

[Soutpeel]

Who should I boast to about my super size?

I have not idea my greek friend, but while your here whats the low down on Greek Badger cheese ?
 

[Costas2008]

 

Who should I boast to about my super size?

I have not idea my greek friend, but while your here whats the low down on Greek Badger cheese ?
 

 

No, no, I wouldn't advice you to start experimenting with Badgers.

Stick to the Gerbils.

As about your 24 inches, are you referring to your nose?

[ATF]

I've heard Greek Badger Cheese is traditional accompanied by Retsina.

[tonytigerbkk]

I find it quite worrying that someone would post their toilet habits on a public forum, there are special sites on the internet that will cater to your type..

[weegee]

I stand about 24 inches back and my gentlemen's bit still touches the rim of the dunny

No matter how far for me, I still pee all over my shoes.....

[JoeThePoster]

I just lift a leg and shoot at the nearest car.

[AhFarangJa]

I just lift a leg and shoot at the nearest car.

 

Nice one Joe, I very nearly sprayed my beer all over the confuser!

[Spoonman]

I only use urinals that have the attendant on hand to handle your bits for you. I know where my penis has been and I aint touching it.

[Bpuumike]

 

I stand about 24 inches back and my gentlemen's bit still touches the rim of the dunny

No matter how far for me, I still pee all over my shoes.....

Viagra will fix that.

[sdanielmcev]

And people wonder why aliens won't talk to us.

[Suradit69]

I find it quite worrying that someone would post their toilet habits on a public forum, there are special sites on the internet that will cater to your type..

 

Well this is coming hot on the heels of the thread entitled:

 

Drunk 'Nine-inch Nicky' arrested for drunken 'rampage'

 

I blame FaceBook & similar social media for encouraging the belief that even the most excruciatingly dull minutia of one's life needs to be shared with friends and strangers alike. But then Thai Visa has long been a platform for people with small problems who wish the exaggerate their size and importance.

 

This has, at least, convinced me that it's quite sensible to avoid shopping mall men's rooms. It sounds as though CCTV footage taken of some frequent loo visitors would put certain Thai Visa members' members in an unfavorable spotlight, but at least they'll keep mall security amused.

[mrtoad]

Who should I boast to about my super size?

I have not idea my greek friend, but while your here whats the low down on Greek Badger cheese ?
 

You certainly would be worried if Costas was behind you whilst you're taking a leak, no stereotyping, but they seem to like this type of subject.

SP, what's the latest on Greek Badger Cheese?

[bendejo]

I like the dumpy toilets at Panthip, it's strictly a 'do your business and get out' kind of toilet.

A little too much sightseeing and socializing in the public mens' room at the more upmarket malls, IMO.

 

 

 

[Skint]

I prefer to sit down in comfort


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[David48]

Showy ... welcome back ... you have been missed ... 

 

How is that Boat going?

 

Take Care Mate.

.

[Showbags]

What boat ?

 

By jeebies those kids have grown...do they grow that quick ?

[David48]

What boat ?

 

By jeebies those kids have grown...do they grow that quick ?

 

MissFarmGirl keeps feeding them!

 

They just turned 6 months ... photos here ... http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/279140-show-your-half-asian-baby/?p=8143802

 

 

[robertthebruce]

Is it me or is this a strange topic ????

[kurnell]

Thai men don't use urinals, they're too ashamed to poke out their teeny pecker, so wiz in the cubicle. That's after preening themselves in front of the mirror for 15 minutes to confirm that they are indeed the best looking man they have ever seen

[Loptr]

When taking a slash in a urinal I am always on the watch for the attendant angling for the unwanted and unexpected neck / shoulder massage thing... I then whip out my best 'Mai Ow Khap'... If that doesn't work I pee on their feet...

 

[Showbags]

 

What boat ?

 

By jeebies those kids have grown...do they grow that quick ?

 

MissFarmGirl keeps feeding them!

 

They just turned 6 months ... photos here ... http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/279140-show-your-half-asian-baby/?p=8143802

 

 

 

 

 

are you growing that fast as well ?

 

I presume you are feeding at the same trough...

Edited July 28, 2014 by Showbags

[David48]

Showy ... sadly not.

 

I'm back at the House in OZ, making tidy and child proof.

 

Hey, the EKKA is on next month ... maybe a memory for you?

.

 

[Swiss1960]

 

I stand about 24 inches back and my gentlemen's bit still touches the rim of the dunny

No matter how far for me, I still pee all over my shoes.....

 

 

Try Viagra, should help keep your shoes clean 

[canuckamuck]

So the Op is at the dock and he looks over to see the other guys tackle and is disappointed. The local guy didn't give him a wee peek. 

 

This is a strange thread because usually it's the Thai guy rubbernecking to have look. At least that has been my experience.

 

My question to the board is: How much of a look should be allowed to ensure you are being culturally sensitive?

[tifino]

probably about a pee-k'th of a second...

 

... or less than 3 shakes of...

Edited July 28, 2014 by tifino

[slipperylobster]

Here is a device that may let the less endowed member to stand a bit back (and, bolder) from the receptor.

 

[David48]

So the Op is at the dock and he looks over to see the other guys tackle and is disappointed. The local guy didn't give him a wee peek.

 

... 

 

Sorry Mate, no more likes left for the day.