What would you say to Richard Gere if you met him in Thailand?

[mrtoad]

Do you like Thai girl?

[neverdie]

Mr Gere,

Do you think Costas is gay just because he likes Ladyboys?

[transam]

 

Oh dear, oh my, ok, I think this should be relegated down to the pub gentlemen.

All my threads go to pub. I'm not even a drinker MrCharlie and I feel most out of place around drunks ..

Why are you so unkind ?

Ps: Do they serve good burgers and chips at this so called 'pub' ?

 

 

With a 15% discount for celebs....?..............
 

[mrtoad]

Dear Richard, can you help Costas?

[Costas2008]

 

Oh dear, oh my, ok, I think this should be relegated down to the pub gentlemen.

All my threads go to pub. I'm not even a drinker MrCharlie and I feel most out of place around drunks ..

Why are you so unkind ?

Ps: Do they serve good burgers and chips at this so called 'pub' ?

 

Stop complaining, they serve Badger cheese on toast, prepared by the one and only chef........MRTOAD.

[mrtoad]

Chef? That's news to me

[ATF]

Have you been to Gerbil Rehab?

[mrtoad]

Cindy Crawford or Julua Roberts? Or both at the same time?

[ATF]

Do you think love making can become boring after a while?

[transam]

Do you think love making can become boring after a while?

 

Yes, if real ale is on offer........

[Costas2008]

Chef? That's news to me

This is the gratitude you get, Ladies and Gentlemen.

I have been training this member, for years now to become a useful member of our society, after puling him out of the gutter and non existence.

And what do I get back?

A denial of my good intentions and efforts.

As they say in Thailand, Mai Ben Rai.

Have to find other members to train.

[tifino]

...might be nothing said - if we were both bald, walking around in saffron at the time 

[mrtoad]

More delusions from the deluded Greek.

Mr Gere, can you adopt Costas?

[Costas2008]

Mr Gere,

Do you think Costas is gay just because he likes Ladyboys?

Have been looking behind everyman's ears for the past month.

Still haven't found any Ladyboys.

Very depressed..........................

[ATF]

 

Mr Gere,

Do you think Costas is gay just because he likes Ladyboys?

Have been looking behind everyman's ears for the past month.

Still haven't found any Ladyboys.

Very depressed..........................

 

 

Nevermind Costas you can ask Richard if you can use his Tradesman's Entrance.

[neverdie]

Chef? That's news to me

This is the gratitude you get, Ladies and Gentlemen.
I have been training this member, for years now to become a useful member of our society, after puling him out of the gutter and non existence.
And what do I get back?
A denial of my good intentions and efforts.
As they say in Thailand, Mai Ben Rai.
Have to find other members to train.

Pben. Mai Pben Rai.

Don't worry Costas, I acknowledge all ur hard work & you are at the top of the 'friends' list ;)

[Costas2008]

 

 

Mr Gere,

Do you think Costas is gay just because he likes Ladyboys?

Have been looking behind everyman's ears for the past month.

Still haven't found any Ladyboys.

Very depressed..........................

 

 

Nevermind Costas you can ask Richard if you can use his Tradesman's Entrance.

 

 

Gerbils, got there first.

[Swiss1960]

Mr. Gere, where do you hide the Nespresso girls?

[h90]

I don't know how he looks like...

[arthurwait]

You lot would say, "You must meet Transam whilst you are here".............. ...................

 

 

 ..... to learn acting skills from Chuck Norris".

[transam]

 

You lot would say, "You must meet Transam whilst you are here".............. ...................

 

 

 ..... to learn acting skills from Chuck Norris".

 

 

, beards gone (with the hair)......... ...........

[ATF]

 

You lot would say, "You must meet Transam whilst you are here".............. ...................

 

 

 ..... to learn acting skills from Chuck Norris".

 

 

Chuck Norris one fine actor. How many Oscars does he have?

[mrtoad]

We could be in trouble now, Chuck Norris name was mentioned. Don't make fun out of Chuck

[Skywalker69]

 

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/celebrities/a/richard_gere.htm

 

Richard Gere and the gerbil

The specific rumor we're here to address goes something like this:

Several years ago, "they" say, Richard Gere was admitted into the emergency room of a Los Angeles hospital with a foreign object lodged in his rectum. Some say Gere was alone when he arrived, others say he was accompanied by a friend (e.g., former love interest Cindy Crawford). In any case, an x-ray was taken and it was determined that the foreign object was a gerbil (either alive or dead, depending on who tells the story). Mr. Gere was rushed to surgery, where it took an entire team of doctors to extract the animal from his behind. Some variants say the gerbil was found to have been shaven and declawed; others claim the animal had been placed in a special plastic pouch. Still others insist the poor creature was Gere's own beloved pet (appropriately named "Tibet" in this variant). In any event, when the gerbilectomy was done the medical team was sworn to secrecy — unsuccessfully, we must conclude — and Gere went on his merry way, suffering no permanent harm other than to his reputation.

"Is it true?" you ask.

 

 

 

Franky,

 

lets think of the logic in this version... which would you rather do ? play rumpy pumpy with Cindy Crawford or stuff a Gerbil up your bottom ?

 

Is Cindy Crawford dawny?

[Franky Bear]

 

 

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/celebrities/a/richard_gere.htm

 

Richard Gere and the gerbil

The specific rumor we're here to address goes something like this:

Several years ago, "they" say, Richard Gere was admitted into the emergency room of a Los Angeles hospital with a foreign object lodged in his rectum. Some say Gere was alone when he arrived, others say he was accompanied by a friend (e.g., former love interest Cindy Crawford). In any case, an x-ray was taken and it was determined that the foreign object was a gerbil (either alive or dead, depending on who tells the story). Mr. Gere was rushed to surgery, where it took an entire team of doctors to extract the animal from his behind. Some variants say the gerbil was found to have been shaven and declawed; others claim the animal had been placed in a special plastic pouch. Still others insist the poor creature was Gere's own beloved pet (appropriately named "Tibet" in this variant). In any event, when the gerbilectomy was done the medical team was sworn to secrecy — unsuccessfully, we must conclude — and Gere went on his merry way, suffering no permanent harm other than to his reputation.

"Is it true?" you ask.

 

 

 

Franky,

 

lets think of the logic in this version... which would you rather do ? play rumpy pumpy with Cindy Crawford or stuff a Gerbil up your bottom ?

 

Is Cindy Crawford dawny?

 

Souty....... both haha

[Costas2008]

 

 

Chef? That's news to me

This is the gratitude you get, Ladies and Gentlemen.
I have been training this member, for years now to become a useful member of our society, after puling him out of the gutter and non existence.
And what do I get back?
A denial of my good intentions and efforts.
As they say in Thailand, Mai Ben Rai.
Have to find other members to train.

Pben. Mai Pben Rai.

Don't worry Costas, I acknowledge all ur hard work & you are at the top of the 'friends' list

 

Thank you so much, for your nice compliments Mr Neverdie.

Have to check behind your ears when I meet you.

Never know.......could be my lucky day.

[transam]

 

 

 

Chef? That's news to me

This is the gratitude you get, Ladies and Gentlemen.
I have been training this member, for years now to become a useful member of our society, after puling him out of the gutter and non existence.
And what do I get back?
A denial of my good intentions and efforts.
As they say in Thailand, Mai Ben Rai.
Have to find other members to train.

Pben. Mai Pben Rai.

Don't worry Costas, I acknowledge all ur hard work & you are at the top of the 'friends' list

 

Thank you so much, for your nice compliments Mr Neverdie.

Have to check behind your ears when I meet you.

Never know.......could be my lucky day.

 

 

Heeeeeeeeey, lets not get JT involved in this............
 

[neverdie]

 

 

Chef? That's news to me

This is the gratitude you get, Ladies and Gentlemen.
I have been training this member, for years now to become a useful member of our society, after puling him out of the gutter and non existence.
And what do I get back?
A denial of my good intentions and efforts.
As they say in Thailand, Mai Ben Rai.
Have to find other members to train.

Pben. Mai Pben Rai.

Don't worry Costas, I acknowledge all ur hard work & you are at the top of the 'friends' list
 

Thank you so much, for your nice compliments Mr Neverdie.
Have to check behind your ears when I meet you.
Never know.......could be my lucky day.

Lost both ears in a fist fight in WWII !

[nottocus]

Got a spare million? You don't really need it mate.

[neverdie]

Mr Gere, Did you have relations with the Gerbil ?