Why do Thais keep cows?

[David48]

ND, No, please don't, I get nervous!

He who must be obey has issued a Royal Decree.

He has saved you from a lengthy explanation of the difference between the Bos Taurus and the Bos Indicus.

Milk cures as a function of both the cows age and the clover content of the feed.

So on and so forth ...

Bugger ... I thought you were talking to me ...

.

Edited August 16, 2014 by David48

[mrtoad]

have you noticed that nearly every weekend Costas starts a milking thread? Dr Will has obviously not helped him much

[Costas2008]

ND, No, please dont, I get nervous!

But he's a loving person, as Mrtoad and David.

Big kiss to all of them.

[mrtoad]

ND, No, please dont, I get nervous!

But he's a loving person, as Mrtoad and David.

Big kiss to all of them.

if you want a kiss go and get a Baht Bus Frequent Rider card with a complimentary kiss from JT

[Costas2008]

Now, please back to the OP.

Why do Thais keep cows?

Enough messing around, as I can't guarantee Mr Charlie's actions, although I believe he is afraid of Mr ND's curse about the flees from a thousand camels, if he puts this thread to Pub.

[tonytigerbkk]

Costas, are you absolutely sure that these beasts are cows?

Do they wear dog collars, wag their tails and bark?

[mrtoad]

maybe they are The Giant Isan Badger?

[mrtoad]

Costas, are you absolutely sure that these beasts are cows?

Do they wear dog collars, wag their tails and bark?

whats this got to do with priests?

[Costas2008]

Costas, are you absolutely sure that these beasts are cows?

Do they wear dog collars, wag their tails and bark?

What do you think, I'm stupid?

Dogs don't have big tits like that

[mrtoad]

Costas, are you absolutely sure that these beasts are cows?

Do they wear dog collars, wag their tails and bark?

What do you think, I'm stupid?

Dogs don't have big tits like that

do you really want the answer?

[arthurwait]

Because they can go and see their gigs and mia nois.

[mrtoad]

Costas do the cows get nervous when they see you?

[cooked]

and they have the vet’s expenses as they often go sick

Those bills are often paid by farangs.

Nope, they don't 'often go sick'.

[Costas2008]

ND, No, please dont, I get nervous!

But he's a loving person, as Mrtoad and David.

Big kiss to all of them.

if you want a kiss go and get a Baht Bus Frequent Rider card with a complimentary kiss from JT

Don't trust that man.......he is full of promises and nothing else.

Prefer Mr Sustento, but I believe at the moment he is sleeping on the floor with his BF.

[CharlieH]

[mrtoad]

i kook forward to their replies to your comments

[mrtoad]

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charlie you have probably just provided Costas with an evenings worth of arousal

[CharlieH]

Something for the weekend Mr Costas

[mrtoad]

i wonder what Roland Rats take on this would be?

[Costas2008]

Something for the weekend Mr Costas

Ahhhhhhhhhh...........memories.................

[EmptyHead]

Do you know how much they sell the offspirng for?

A quote from my better half, "Cows are the number one easiest to take care and most money for sell."

I believe the price is 9k per newborn and 15k per 18 month-old cow. They just eat grass. The problem is finding it sometimes.

Edited August 16, 2014 by EmptyHead

[CharlieH]

Costas.....this is more you......

[mrtoad]

Which one is Costas?

[arthurwait]

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charlie you have probably just provided Costas with an evenings worth of arousal

[neverdie]

ND, No, please dont, I get nervous!

Welcome to my world. EVERYTIME I do something I wonder what's going to happen next. I feel much safer when doctor straps me into the white coat each nite.

There use to be a song about cows, I've been searching for it but can't find it. It went with the rhyme, "Thank god I'm a country boy".

[Costas2008]

Horrible, horrible people, paid a lot of money to come out of my addiction and now you made me relapse.

Where is that bloody, gerbil, I kept for emergencies?

[mrtoad]

Horrible, horrible people, paid a lot of money to come out of my addiction and now you made me relapse.

Where is that bloody, gerbil, I kept for emergencies?

Have you got your TGAU ready?

[Queenslander]

I live in a village in Isan, where like you they keep cows. I have often asked myself the same questions. I am informed by my friend Pi Loong who keeps cows, that he breeds to sell. He will try and breed each year hoping to get to calfs. He will then sell off one calf and one older cow. However, like you, I am not too sure that it is a money earner, more a sense of standing in the village!

[neverdie]

ohhh dear.

Edited August 16, 2014 by neverdie

[yankee99]

I always thought they kept them for the fertilizer