Telecommunications

After having dug the ground as deep as 100 meters, Russians scientists have discovered cupper wires more than 1000 thousand years old and have concluded that their ancesters had a intra-urban telecommunication network at this time.

For not being left aside, Americans have dug to more than 200 meters deep the underground of the motherland and have found out tracks of fiber optic as ancient as 2000 years, proving that America already owned a most advanced digital communications’network, at Jesus Christ time and 1000 years before the Russians.

One week later, Chirac published an investigating report mentioning that scientists had “smoothly” dug the “beloved silky” French ground as deep as 500 meters and had found absolutely nothing, confirming that 3000 years before Jesus Christ, all French people already had mobile phones and were nagging, scoffing and thumbing one’s nose at Americans !...

Lovely!