Kim Jong Un - Mystery deepens

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North Korean leader Kim Jong Un misses shrine visit, KCNA reports
By Madison Park, CNN

(CNN) -- The mystery surrounding the whereabouts of Kim Jong Un deepened Friday after the North Korean leader appeared to have missed a ceremony to pay tribute to his late father and grandfather on what is an important national anniversary.

Kim's name was absent from the list of attendees at the Kamsusuan Palace of the Sun in Pyongyang on the 69th anniversary of the Workers' Party of North Korea, issued by state news agency KCNA on Friday.

The Workers' Party, founded in 1945, is North Korea's political party and is considered one of the country's most crucial institutions alongside the military.

According to KCNA, flowers were presented at the shrine in Kim's name, but the most senior official to attend was Hwang Pyong So, North Korea's second most important leader, who recently attended the closing ceremony of the 17th Asian Games in South Korea.

Full story: http://edition.cnn.com/2014/10/10/world/asia/kim-jong-un-north-korea/index.html


-- CNN 2014-10-10

[Somtamnication]

The only mystery that I know of is......what cheese is he eating today? Like, where's Waldo Swisscheese?

[soundman]

Maybe an angry or worried relative decided to be proactive and fed him to the dogs....

[Chicog]

Probably just man flu.

[Costas2008]

Maybe an angry or worried relative decided to be proactive and fed him to the dogs....

Or he is hiding because he knows that an angry or worried relative decided to be proactive and will feed him to the dogs....

[klauskunkel]

He is embarrassed because his man-boobs outgrew his custom bra.

[BuddhistVirus]

Last I heard, he had his hair cut and no one recognizes him.

[wackybacky]

I think we can all assume he is maggots.

It was only a matter of time... when you have your actual family including children murdered as well as a handfull of top brass military just because you are paranoid, all that does is make everyone paranoid about who is next.

Much more ruthless than his dad.

[vogie]

I'm a little despot, short and stout

I eat cheese and I've got gout.

[Jingthing]

I'm a little despot, short and stout

I eat cheese and I've got gout.

Good one.

RIP dear leader.

(Rest in Provolone)

[ezzra]

Karma is a fickle bitch, one day you're the dear leader and the next you're a pig's fedder...

[uel1968]

[quote name="klauskunkel" post="8513095" timestamp="1412931163

He is embarrassed because his man-boobs outgrew his custom bra.

Somehow i dont think he deserves the title of being called a (MAN).

[Jingthing]

It's refreshing to have a public figure you can't insult too much!

[uel1968]

Maybe coz he has the man boobs,its his time of the month and he is laid up with period pain,lol.

[uel1968]

Oh,i should have said he doesn't deserve the title of (MAN).

[Suradit69]

I just pray that he is dead.

Unfortunately that would probably portend more of the same or worse. I don't think they have a North Korean Ghandi or Mandela waiting in the wings to start down the road to freedom. And the eagerness on the part of South Korea to open the border, etc. is undoubtedly tempered by the devastating impact that would have on their economy. Knocking off Sadaam in Iraq wasn't quite the liberating experience some people thought it would be.

He might be chillin with Thaksin.

Mayve playing basketball or shooting his well-publicized numerous holes-in-one on a distance golf course with Dennis.

Edited October 10, 2014 by Suradit69

[Nowisee]

Whatever happened to him, if he never comes back or shows up, I'm sure the world will not care.

I wonder if the CIA had anything to do with this... hmmm.

[Mosha]

Still a crazy country

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-29568533?OCID=fbasia

[balo]

Its probably a serious condition , maybe amputation is needed , next time we see him he will look like an angry dwarf.

[baboon]

Whatever happened to him, if he never comes back or shows up, I'm sure the world will not care.

I wonder if the CIA had anything to do with this... hmmm.

I would wager none of this has anything to do with the C.I.A.

[AhFarangJa]

Whatever happened to him, if he never comes back or shows up, I'm sure the world will not care.

I wonder if the CIA had anything to do with this... hmmm.

I would wager none of this has anything to do with the C.I.A.

You are probably correct, there is no oil in North Korea.

[JacChang]

I used to be able to see his XL size photo on every news about North Korea posted on TV.

It's been a few months since that happened.

I....

miss him.

[sunshine51]

Or...perhaps he just ate too much, tried to light a kimchee fart...it backfired and he exploded.

The NK's always like to cover up the truth.....

What a mess if that were true.

[Ioan Gavrila]

The North Korean leader has mysterious ways to manage such situations

[WitawatWatawit]

Nah, he's snuck off to a short time hotel with a trio of Swedish prostitutes. Like father, like son.

[Nowisee]

Whatever happened to him, if he never comes back or shows up, I'm sure the world will not care.

I wonder if the CIA had anything to do with this... hmmm.

I would wager none of this has anything to do with the C.I.A.

You are probably correct, there is no oil in North Korea.

Nicaragua, Vietnam, Laos, Kennedy Assination, The Congo, Cuba, Indonesia... none of those had anything to do with oil, more to do with changing country leadership

Edited October 10, 2014 by Nowisee

[Jingthing]

I just pray that he is dead.

Why...is his succesor gonna be any better?

Hard to be worse so probably at least a little bit.

[baboon]

JT, keep your words short and sweet in case you will be eating them in the future...

[Jingthing]

JT, keep your words short and sweet in case you will be eating them in the future...

I said probably and also a little. I'm not worried. Cheers.

[The Deerhunter]

Or...perhaps he just ate too much, tried to light a kimchee fart...it backfired and he exploded.

The NK's always like to cover up the truth.....

What a mess if that were true.

Like John Cleese in "The meaning of life' as a waiter, feeding the fat guy till he explodes.