"Sire, you remind me of a great stream of bat's pss"

"What???? did you say Wilde?"

"oh Uh, what I meant to say, Sire, was that you are to me like this shaft of gold, when all is surrounded by darkness"

"A little bit of practice messes up a whole lot of theory"

Not sure who this originated from, but my thanks to whoever it was, been a rule of thumb to me for a long time now.....................

Less is more

Texas saying "Better than a sharp stick in the eye" = it was bad - but could be a lot worse

"A hand in a bush is worth two birds"

You can't turn a Sow's (pig's) ear into a silk purse.

Two that got me many times growing up "a guilty conscience needs no accuser" - thanks Mom...."it's a good day when you learn something" - thanks Dad....

"Too many chiefs, not enough Indians"

"If he fell off't Co-Op he'd land in't divi". Meaning someone is more than a little lucky. It's a Northern (English) thing.

" There's no way out "

Rolling Joe .

I'm feeling drier than an Arabs sandal!

Means I really need a beer.

I can lick any girl in the house!

Youth is wasted on the young:....George Bernard Shaw1

Sorry Majic

but the quote was actually made by Oscar Wilde not by Shaw.

Sorry for the misquote iclaudius, I was quoting another website! that also got it wrong!

Youth is wasted on the young:....George Bernard Shaw1

Sorry Majic

but the quote was actually made by Oscar Wilde not by Shaw.

Sorry for the misquote iclaudius, I was quoting another website! that also got it wrong!

My favourite quote from Wilde is "we are all in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars"

'Where there's a will there's a relative'.

"Cool - - never goes out of style"

Elvis Presley

"Drunk as a lord"

Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95

"Beware of Greeks bearing gifts" 5 5 5[/quote

One related Prem, "Beware of Greeks with 3 pensions and multiple ops".

Wilde again, on his drinking habits:

"A little bit too much is just enough for me."

He's as much use as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.

He does not know ;''come here, from sic-em''

He wouln't know to pour water out of a boot, with instructions on the heel.

He has never done enough to determine if lazy is a fit discription of him.

“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.”

― Albert Einstein

'In life you never hold all the cards son'

My Grandfather last week said this.

Feel free to tell us yours...

I think what he meant was it's better to have a few up your sleeve, that others can't see.

'In life you never hold all the cards son'

My Grandfather last week said this.

Feel free to tell us yours...

I think what he meant was it's better to have a few up your sleeve, that others can't see.

No it's his was of saying expect the unexpected always.

You never know what hand can be dealt to you next in life.

Best things in life are free.....

On the light side....

Custer wore an arrow shirt.....

You never have to look for stupidity - it identifies itself.....

The difference between genius and stupidity is genius that has it's limits....Albert Einstein...

You're a long time dead.

Do not correct a fool......for he will hate you

Correct a wise man....for he will appreciate you

An old Spanish saying "no complicas la vida" Dont make life complicated!