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Stop Picking On The Americans!

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What do urine samples and American beer have in common?

The taste.

totster :o:D

Hmmmm, having never tasted urine, I'll have to take your word for it ! :D

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What do urine samples and American beer have in common?

The taste.

totster :D:D

Hmmmm, having never tasted human urine, I'll have to take your word for it ! :D

Really!!!!! :o

What do urine samples and American beer have in common?

The taste.

totster :D:D

Hmmmm, having never tasted human urine, I'll have to take your word for it ! :D

I Really like urine !!!!! Especially my own !!!!!! :o

tsk tsk daleyboy. You should be disclosing your twisted tastes in the Kinky thread, not here ! :D

What do urine samples and American beer have in common?

The taste.

totster :D:D

Hmmmm, having never tasted human urine, I'll have to take your word for it ! :D

I Really like urine !!!!! Especially my own !!!!!! :o

tsk tsk daleyboy. You shouldnt be disclosing my twisted tastes here you should be doing it in the Kinky thread! :D

Sorry kerry this is just what jai dee told me about you, i didnt realise i was supposed to keep it secret :D

Sorry kerry this is just what jai dee told me about you, i didnt realise i was supposed to keep it secret :o

Hahaha !

Like Jai Dee has time to do anything other than post on TV ! How would he know what your perverted "tastes" are ? :D

What do urine samples and American beer have in common?

The taste.

totster :D:D

Hmmmm, having never tasted human urine, I'll have to take your word for it ! :D

I Really like urine !!!!! Especially my own !!!!!! :o

tsk tsk daleyboy. You should be disclosing your twisted tastes in the Kinky thread, not here ! :D

So does Totster or daleboy get The Last Word on the taste of urine?

What do urine samples and American beer have in common?

The taste.

totster :D:D

I thought the saying was , what does English food and $hit have in common ? :o:D:D

Golden Boy Armstrong Showers French With Test Samples

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The triumphant Texan's puissant message to the French media came after it had printed doping allegations against him based on Armstrong's six-year-old urine sample found in a Parisian laboratory. The allegations of using performance-enhancing drugs persisted even despite six negative "surprise" urine tests conducted on Armstrong by the French Ministry of Youth and Sport in this season alone, making him the most urinating athlete in any sport.

"I gave them their deserts, consider this a confirmation sample," says the 33-year-old bicycle whiz from Texas. "They pissed me off, they got their comeuppance. The whole thing stinks to the skies, but I guess in France that's the norm."

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Lance Armstrong & Sheryl Crow riding off in the sunset! :o

I am sick of everyone in here having a laugh at the expense of America or Americans. Everyone knows we Americans are superior to all others and everyone wants to be like us. You all are just jealous!

I mean what are Irish and Scottish good for except drunken babble? Then the English, what are they good for except proclaiming how much better they are than everyone else? Not much, let me tell ya!

SO THERE!!!!!!! :D:D:D:o

It's alright.........we don't have many on the forum anyway. After all real Americans have brown faces with red paint. :D

America Takes Off The Gloves, Puts On The Brass Knuckles

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The United States has often been called, directly or indirectly, the most brutal, repressive, and rapacious empire ever to place its yoke on the shoulders of humanity. But today, in an alarming policy shift that has the world recoiling in horror, the Bush administration, fed up with its critics, announced that America will immediately begin to live up to its unflattering, media-driven image.

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Ahmadinejad:

"We've always called the USA the Great Satan. But for them to go ahead and start acting like one is way out of line. Will there ever be a limit to America's insolence?"

You punks wanna see some real imperialism? Well you're gonna get it," roared the Vice President at the hushed journalists. "We have initiated Phase One of a strategy of global 'Shock & Awe' that will transform America into the social, cultural, political, religious, and economic behemoth that its detractors, both foreign and domestic, claim it to be. Watch America as it takes the gloves off and puts on a shiny pair of brass knuckles. We're going to implement every freakin' Hollywood scenario that depicts this country as an immoral and corrupt superpower, no matter how far-fetched the plot line is, as long as it scares the living hel_l out of the ordinary citizens of the world."

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"We'll begin by shutting down all US bases located in so-called 'old Europe,'" Cheney continued, as deadpan as ever in his delivery. "The 69,000 troops currently stationed there will be redeployed to the Middle East, where they will be joined by another 76,000 soldiers, who are being withdrawn from South Korea due to the ingratitude of its government and people. Screw South Korea, there's no oil there! The combined forces will help to protect our soon-to-be-established American-Arabian Oil Colony that'll encompass all of Iraq's and Kuwait's major oil fields, pipelines, and the transportation routes needed to get the crude to port. Our thirst for fossil fuel also demands that Saudi Arabia and Venezuela pay us tribute in the form of 'black gold' - or it's cruise missile and B-2 time!"

Following Dick Cheney's speech, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice issued an ultimatum to the governments of Syria, Sudan, and several African countries, insisting that they "cede to the American Empire the territory specified on the maps provided or suffer dire consequences." Asked what the consequences might be, Ms. Rice said, "You know, the usual: devastating air strikes, perhaps followed by ground invasions. We don't care what condition the land is in when we get it, we'll use it for dumping nuclear and industrial waste anyway."

The reaction on Wall Street has been mixed thus far - but the news that the Justice Department has greenlighted the merger of several Fortune 500 companies into one mega-corporation, The Walliburton Group, has worked investors into a frenzy. The market also reacted favorably to the administration's decision to privatize the torturing of captured terrorists by allowing a company called Black Sites Interrogators, Inc. to start selling franchises.

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Oh, oh, Boonie's got the hankerin' agin. :D

:D

Maybe he's been given a "holiday" from that "other" site ? :o

Or maybe he heard I was taking off for a bit, and decided it was safe to start posting again ! :D

Oh, oh, Boonie's got the hankerin' agin. :D

:D

Maybe he's been given a "holiday" from that "other" site ? :o

Or maybe he heard I was taking off for a bit, and decided it was safe to start posting again ! :D

I would tend to agree with that second statement :D

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CUBA OR BUST! Hollywood's Baldwin, Robbins, Penn, Clooney, Sheen, Streisand, and Sarandon are among hundreds set adrift off the coast of Florida on makeshift rafts, which Donald Rumsfeld has sarcastically dubbed "the flotilla of fools."

In other financial news, spokespeople from various government departments announced that the income tax will be eliminated on all households earning over $82,000.00 per year and that blanket pardons will be issued for all CEOs previously convicted on corruption charges. Furthermore, the US is suspending aid to every Third World country currently receiving American subsidies and calling in all foreign debts, except from Israel. Treasury officials estimate that cutting off foreign aid, alone, will save the federal coffers billions of dollars a year, thus justifying the tax cuts for the rich.

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Yay! No more yankee involvment in world affairs, we can cut out all the additional spending on terrorirism protection now,

and the rest of the world can get on with LIFE!!!!1

read yesterday that NASA can not find any of the original vdo or ado tapes of the moon landing...

somewhat suspect... :o

Yanks are getting desperate (or got already?) :

"... I got that nasty letter saying they were going to put me in jail if I don't show up."

... the sheer numbers of IRR soldiers being mobilized also are a sign that the military doesn't have enough people to fight this war, now in its fourth year.

"It seems clear in retrospect that the active-duty force wasn't big enough to sustain a 'long war' against global terrorism, and also lacked the proper mix of skills to wage that war with maximum effectiveness," Thompson said.

... military's reliance on IRR soldiers shows how "desperate" the services are for troops...

(from : Troops long out-of-uniform sent to Iraq)

whuahahahaha ! Brass knuckles, huh ? with latest Lebanon affair - desperateness would raise tremendously !

Brits though are odd people: they love to watch .... Indian movies (Indian films more successful in Britain than British ones) !

but they are very charitable ! :o

The new World Strip Poker Champion who beat nearly 200 other players celebrated winning the 10,000 pounds ($18,860) prize by removing his remaining clothes, thus securing a further 10,000 pounds for charity.
(Strip poker champ bares all after win)

I wonder - Aussies, Kiwis, Irish, Scots and Yanks - are as charitable ?

but at least they are not as polygamist as some Yanks ! :D

Polygamy is outlawed across the United States, but researchers estimate there are more than 30,000 practicing polygamists in Utah.

Brits may be odd. But are they ruder than Americans?

Before you Uk'ers answer all at once, here are the results in this video clip from the "Today" show on NBC:

America is the friendliest nation, and it Seems that us New Yorkers are the most polite city surveyed, while London is the 18th...

So much for all that traditional English stiff upper lip Pish - Posh politeness .... Seems that the David Niven type has given way to the Simon Cowells.... :o

read yesterday that NASA can not find any of the original vdo or ado tapes of the moon landing...

somewhat suspect... :o

Since Pluto has been down-graded and is no longer considered a planet, It means that no planet has ever been discovered by an American either :D

a friend of mine (well, canadian) sent me this once - apparently she's got it from her american friend.

Why The Chinese Always Kick Our A$$ In Mathematics and Physics . . . . . . .

Class Photo: Shanghai University

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Class Photo: University of Colorado

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a friend of mine (well, canadian) sent me this once - apparently she's got it from her american friend.

Why The Chinese Always Kick Our A$$ In Mathematics and Physics . . . . . . .

Class Photo: Shanghai University

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Class Photo: University of Colorado

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I like the 2nd pic. :o:D

CU is a renowned party school. Why not a pic of MIT instead? Or is it easier to ignore things like that when trying to make a point?

Class of 2004 MIT

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And just to point out, the CU photo is of a greek house (fraternity), not the class photo.

And yeah yeah, I know all fun and games but it is interesting to me how many people pick and choose their information in order to fit their preconceived notions.

And yeah yeah, I know all fun and games but it is interesting to me how many people pick and choose their information in order to fit their preconceived notions.

Bit like MSM coverage of the War on Terror isn't it? :o

And yeah yeah, I know all fun and games but it is interesting to me how many people pick and choose their information in order to fit their preconceived notions.

No fun and games here love...

the way I see it, ever since the kennedy era, there have been too many lies and manipulation.

(Where are the missing bullets. Where is kennedies brain. What happened to the evidence etc....

And mostly are we still supposed to swallow that one bullet made seven entry/exit wounds in two people travelling the wrong way...?)

Starting perhaps with the fake "attacks" n US naval vessels in south east asia, prompting the declaration of war against vietnam, (what were those vessels doing there anyway?)

but even for the first world was, they had a staged incident with some spanish vessel prompting the US. entry into the war....

Anyway, so much manipulation, so many lies.

So yep.. I´ll keep bashing, BUT I should mention, that I WILL stop when Boo finally gets round to chaining and whipping me.. SBK, you can take part if you like love...! :D:o

read yesterday that NASA can not find any of the original vdo or ado tapes of the moon landing...

somewhat suspect... :o

Since Pluto has been down-graded and is no longer considered a planet, It means that no planet has ever been discovered by an American either :D

While may be true, it makes me wonder how many Americans discovered Uranus...... :D:D

The smartest people in America are tourists....

The smartest people in America are tourists....

Thats rich comming from someone from a country that even the british didn't want

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