Squishing around in other people's liquid deposits is bad enough but then there are the bed bugs too.

I suppose bed bug haters could hope that each bug will drown in the soggy mattress before biting their bodies....

Perhaps for my next trip to LOS I'll bring my own sleeping bag.

I like rubber sheets. Does that make me weird?

Forgot to mention the mirrors on the ceiling.

I like rubber sheets. Does that make me weird?

No, merely bragging or accident prone.

I like rubber sheets. Does that make me weird?

No, merely bragging or accident prone.

What if I add lubricants and sex toys?

I like rubber sheets. Does that make me weird?

No, merely bragging or accident prone.

What if I add lubricants and sex toys?

Are you deliberately trying to get poor kayo aroused ?

Knowing he is stuck in that steamy, hot, wet jungle with nothing but furry monkeys and inflatable rabbits to satisfy his perverted lust ?

Dunno no bed bugs nor left over goo where I've stayed.

If the wet spot is turning into a fast moving river, I would suggest finding a new partner !

Or check for a puncture in your water bed.

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The Cocoon TravelSheet™ is a rectangular sleeping bag liner which can be used as a sleeping bag for warm weather, or simply a sleep sack for traveling. It is mandatory in hostels and handy in adventure hotels. Most of the time it will be everything you need for sleeping outdoors in the tropics.

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See all fabrics and colors below.

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No Ta - I'll rough it and keep myself from thinking!!!

No Ta - I'll rough it and keep myself from thinking!!!

A few drinks and a cute distraction or two can make you forget all about those nasty sheets and mattresses !

(of course, if they are so bad that your "distractions" won't sleep in them, you may want to change hotels)

I just realised I was reading this thread with a grimace on my face!

Yeah ... and me... but I was sat on a drawing pin....

totster

I just realised I was reading this thread with a grimace on my face!

Yeah ... and me... but I was sat on a drawing pin....

totster

Oooh, I bet that hurt!

The old rubber sheets eh?

I guess Tip is still actively involved in his kinky whipped cream and strawberry jello orgies.

Has anyone ever stayed in a hotel where they leave the mattress wrapped in its original plastic protective cover?

I will never stay in a new hotel unless I bounce on the bed first. I made the mistake of sleeping on one such plastic wrapped mattress and sweated all night. Every time I rolled over the noise of the plastic wrapping woke me. Never again.

Don't these hotel managers know about the availability of cotton mattress protectors???

..........and have you ever seen your room maid vacuuming the mattress before she makes the bed?

If she doesn't, you are sleeping on top of shed skin belonging to the previous room occupants. Dust mites live on shed skin.

If dust mites eat shed skin, do bed bugs eat dust mites?? Just a thought.

What has this thread deteriorated into? A Discussion on muck, dead skin, dust mites and filth!

What has this thread deteriorated into? A Discussion on muck, dead skin, dust mites and filth!

You are quite right. We should be discussing the wet spot.

I'll give you some great advice about never having to sleep in a hotel wet spot.

Find a hotel that mainly caters for Chinese tourists. For those who have never looked closely at Chinese women, their li'l whatsit down there goes East and West, as opposed to North and South for females of other races.

The big advantage of an East to West whatsit, is that they never leak as long as the female lies on her back, irrespective of how excited she may be.............hence no wet spot.

The only disadvantage is the hellova noise an East to West whatsit makes when the female slides naked down the hotel bannister.

What has this thread deteriorated into? A Discussion on muck, dead skin, dust mites and filth!

You are quite right. We should be discussing the wet spot.

I'll give you some great advice about never having to sleep in a hotel wet spot.

Find a hotel that mainly caters for Chinese tourists. For those who have never looked closely at Chinese women, their li'l whatsit down there goes East and West, as opposed to North and South for females of other races.

The big advantage of an East to West whatsit, is that they never leak as long as the female lies on her back, irrespective of how excited she may be.............hence no wet spot.

The only disadvantage is the hellova noise an East to West whatsit makes when the female slides naked down the hotel bannister.

Sounds like a story gleaned from personal experience there, MM.

Float the wet spot.

Float the wet spot.

Will do so, but only for a short period of time!

but will it float in a clock wise or anti clockwise direction, though..? That, queried Hamlet.

but will it float in a clock wise or anti clockwise direction, though..? That, queried Hamlet.

Another very good question!

but will it float in a clock wise or anti clockwise direction, though..? That, queried Hamlet.

Another very good question!

That all depends on whether you are north or south of the equator when the plug is pulled out !

totster

but will it float in a clock wise or anti clockwise direction, though..? That, queried Hamlet.

Another very good question!

That all depends on whether you are north or south of the equator when the plug is pulled out !

totster

Alas, the north or south of the equator bit, is an urban myth!

but will it float in a clock wise or anti clockwise direction, though..? That, queried Hamlet.

Wasn't Hamlet before clocks? I doubt that he was clock wise. Was Hamlet before hour glasses?...dentures?....padded bras?...razors?

Why didn't they teach us the answers to important questions like these when we took history in school and why did they teach us all that really boring crap that we can't even remember?

Hamlet never laid in wet spots. That is little known historical fact that scholastic institutions need to teach the young.

And if a hard spot moves in a wet place but there is nobody to see it, is it still hard? Is it still wet?

And if a hard spot moves in a wet place but there is nobody to see it, is it still hard? Is it still wet?

Only if it makes a sound! Squelch!!!

And if a hard spot moves in a wet place but there is nobody to see it, is it still hard? Is it still wet?

Only if it makes a sound! Squelch!!!

Surely a wet spot would make a "splash" sound... a damp patch would make the "squelch" sound..

totster

And if a hard spot moves in a wet place but there is nobody to see it, is it still hard? Is it still wet?

Only if it makes a sound! Squelch!!!

Surely a wet spot would make a "splash" sound... a damp patch would make the "squelch" sound..

totster

My rationale exactly, it should be called the damp patch!

Yucko....!!!! Damp, wet, whatever .... who wants it? Share boys and girls, somene has to cop it!!!!

Yucko....!!!! Damp, wet, whatever .... who wants it? Share boys and girls, somene has to cop it!!!!

I don't know what you mean, cop what???