What deep thinkers we lot are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking..

My girlfriend walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying

'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are

deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

Time for another beer.

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think you're right!!!

Must have taken all day to mow that lawn.

Does your lawnmower have a Facebook page?

Are you sure you had only one beer before you reached that conclusion?