is it a hairy or a bald hole?

Is it a clean hole?

What does your hole look like? Perhaps a detailed description, or photo so we can keep a look out for it.

the picture of the hole should be a frontal one that we can use hole-recognition software. other perspectives (side or back) won't work.

a big help would be if ND reveals the hole's serial number.

Sir Naam,

It's a limited edition 'signature' model, they have no numbers, bit like the way Bentley don't specify their engine capacity in their hand built engines.

We only accept hand built perfection down here.

is it a hairy or a bald hole?

Yes.

is it a hairy or a bald hole?

Is it a clean hole?

Last time I hand my hands on it, it was spotlessly clean.

is it a hairy or a bald hole?

Is it a clean hole?

Last time I hand my hands on it, it was spotlessly clean.

and after that was it still clean?

to assist our hole search efforts tick appropriate answers as specified below:

appearance to the naked eye:

o squarish

o rectanglish

o circlish

o elliptic (ovalish)

So this morning we woke up to find that the circle had been returned to the homestead whilst we slept last night.

But all is not well. The theives have swapped the hole in the circle for an older less effective hole.

The BIB have just inspected the hole, taken samples and will test these samples to confirm our 'hole theory'. I can see it with my eyes, we are dealing with an imposter hole.

Perhaps you all could stop concerning yourselves with my circle and rather focus your attention to my hole.

Thanks in advance.

I am deeply sorry to hear about your missing hole. It seems there is fake hole in our midst. I already knew there were many of another kind of hole here, you know, the one that belongs at the rear of a donkey (the other name for it). I will keep my eyes peeled for a hole that doesn't look right. If I see one I will approach it and tell it to reveal its true self.

In order to assist me in my search, i have some questions about your hole,

1 is it a whole hole or part of a hole?

2 Is it an assertive hole? The short term for this is ass hole.

3 This is the most important question, when did you last touch your hole?

Some would say the hole itself is of no importance, its what surrounds it that matters.

Its a class A Hole

I forgot to add if it isn't an assertive hole (ass hole) then it has to be a passive hole (pass hole). To help you decide which it is, an ass hole does whereas a pass hole it is done to.

If it is a class A hole then it has manners.

As many men are fixated with the hole, they would do well to focus on its surroundings. Only then do you see the hole for what it really is.

Complex this hole issue

Complex this hole issue

Indeed it is. The hole issue has been (and always will be) the downfall of many wise men. We need to understand that the hole in itself is nothing without that that surrounds it. In other words a whole hole is more valuable than the space in the middle. If this message was understood, most of the TV members wouldn't have the issues they do. Sad really.

along these lines:

along these lines:

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Exactly

Have you looked on the local golf course? Plenty of holes there.

neverdie - Could you update us as to the latest news regarding your hole.

Lord of the Rings: Gollum falls into mount doom:

Somehow I think it's lost.....news at 11:00......

ND's circle went through a traumatic thing, being stolen is no fun.

Agroglyph.

Agroglyph.

Is that the fear of losing one's own hole?

No, it's my "learn a new word a day" word. It means crop circles.

I thought, perhaps, someone had ridden a sit down mower through ND's carefully executed crop circle.

I m trying to heal, the hole in the circle is not the hole it once was. I am trying to adjust and hoping the original will be returned in good condition.

I m trying to heal, the hole in the circle is not the hole it once was. I am trying to adjust and hoping the original will be returned in good condition.

Try to think of nothing!

I m trying to heal, the hole in the circle is not the hole it once was. I am trying to adjust and hoping the original will be returned in good condition.

Try to think of nothing!

Yes dad.

But I feel so hollow, so violated ?

But I feel so hollow, so violated ?

Take up Turkish wrestling, then you'll know exactly what violated is..

I once knew a man who was raped by a bunch of sailors. He said he'd never felt more violated in his life!