sramkok-pratum Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Dear Tech Support: >>Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that >>the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of >>space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into >>all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. >>Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing >>7.5, and Racing 3.6 >>I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my >>favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, >>but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! >>Thanks, >>A Troubled User. >> >>REPLY: >>Dear Troubled User >> >> >>This is a very common problem. >> >>Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just >>a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM >>and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible >>to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to >>uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. >> >>You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not >>allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child >>Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the >>situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to >>alleviate software augmentation. >> >>The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because >>ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system >>will return to normal anyway. >> >>Wife 1.0 i s a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. >>Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, >>Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. >> >>However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will >>cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 and/or PMS 99.0. Once >>this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to >>purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0! >> >>WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short >>Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause >>irreversible damage to the operating system. >> >>Best of luck, >>Tech Support Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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