The Thai temper that is - from your own good Thai wife.

I saw it twice, in 2007 before we were married, and 2009, a year after.

I hope to never get to see a third time lucky

Once I walked into her bedroom (before we were married) without knocking - she flipped out and then I followed suit.. .. to show I had a few balls of my own..

The second time it was a drinking issue .. so I quit the booze - instead of quitting her.

Have you seen it yet from your wife?

The temper that is

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Five years together, never once.

As for:

"Once I walked into her bedroom … without knocking - she flipped out and then I followed suit ... to show I had a few balls of my own."

Er … maybe you could have phrased that a bit differently.

read the thread title & guessed it would be this . . .

. . . oh well.

"Have you seen it yet?"

I see it all of the time. It sticks out so danged far even when I have my clothes on that everyone sees it, LOL.

Once seen never forgotten! It's like they all graduated from the same drama queen school!

I have seem it. I ended up wearing a glass of water

don't want to see it again

Once seen never forgotten! It's like they all graduated from the same drama queen school!

That's why Thailand is a MATRIARCHAL society

The women run the show,

As you already know,

They are an equal mix of Kind-Hearted and Siam Tiger..

Many of them come in a lovely 42 kilogram package,

Small breasted, Raven-haired and Strong legged -

To hook us in for good

I can hear the sound,

Of another farang biting the dust

For his Queen

But we'd do it all over again

"Have you seen it yet?"

I see it all of the time. It sticks out so danged far even when I have my clothes on that everyone sees it, LOL.

You tried some Testosterone too I'll wager?

It apparently puts Viagra to shame

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Five years together, never once.

As for:

"Once I walked into her bedroom … without knocking - she flipped out and then I followed suit ... to show I had a few balls of my own."

Er … maybe you could have phrased that a bit differently.

She has an Innee, not an Outee

But I have a not so secret agenda to screw a 100% high quality, chopped Kathoey

Crap, I already did

Messy that

I've experienced that for 20 years from my ex-wife, not Thai but English.
For the past 5 years with my Thai g/f never seen her going wild.
I've seen her sulking after an argument and that can last for an hour or two, then goes away, till next time.
Don't know if I was married the situation would be different, that's why I avoid taking the decision.
The one who burnt his tongue with the soup is going to blow the yoghurt.

everything I ever do, every day - non stop

If I do. or change some littkle thing/job around the house, for which she hadn't earlier issued an Order (Command) to do, I have done the wrong thing.

I worked this out, to the following:

"there's a Right way,

a wrong way,

and there's a Sommai's way"

but the reality of it is that she never wants to have to say 'thank you'

If I take out the rubbish, by carrying the loose bag, I get yelled at

So, I next take out the rubbish, still in bag in the kitchen tidy-bin, I get yelled at

The earliest trauma happened at Suvarnabhumi, at Immigration:

Silly farang followed the written rule, of one person per officer, and stay behind the yellow line.

Bad move, got the silent angry that time, because she accuse me of 'abandon' her to female officer, who had given her a bad time

Less than a second,following switching car engine off, missus (consistently) almost rips the handbrake out of the floor. She flames me immediately that 'I forget'

I now don;t reply her on that one - I now quickly release, and then carefully, dutifully, calmly reapply the handbrake - as if she wasn't even in the car

If I took it to heart all the myriad of equivalent events, I'd either go crazy , or worse - run out of webpage space to write them all down here... but I may yet - if her antics amplify me into action

...one more for luck:

yesterday, I installed some anti-hammer valves to most water taps throughout the house.

One of the installations (under kitchen sink) wasn't properly sealed, and while I was outside at the meter tap, turned on, I entered house and find kitchen under water.

3 hours later, missus back home, and I, who never hide any secret from wife, tell her of what happen.

She of course started off 'I stupid', but that was only something at the bar mak level.

What set her off, big-time, was that I hadn't replaced every little thing back into it's correct spot in the cupboard, whether that be a saucepan, or a deodorant block for the dunny

lucky she had actually ordered me to do the job in the first place

Never ballistic - but heard they can be.....She gets quiet if upset and if really upset can take a day but not unpleasant just quiet....I do the same.....She flared once when a lady at the swimming pool start a conversation with me but it was a laser look across the bow - she started the conversation - daughter's saw it and went and told Mom/Wife.....If out riding thr bike and nod or say hi to a lady in passing and the daughter's see it's reported....I also say hi/howdy to men riding or walking as I pass by but that goes unreported.....

everything I ever do, every day - non stop

If I do. or change some littkle thing/job around the house, for which she hadn't earlier issued an Order (Command) to do, I have done the wrong thing.

I worked this out, to the following:

"there's a Right way,

a wrong way,

and there's a Sommai's way"

but the reality of it is that she never wants to have to say 'thank you'

If I take out the rubbish, by carrying the loose bag, I get yelled at

So, I next take out the rubbish, still in bag in the kitchen tidy-bin, I get yelled at

The earliest trauma happened at Suvarnabhumi, at Immigration:

Silly farang followed the written rule, of one person per officer, and stay behind the yellow line.

Bad move, got the silent angry that time, because she accuse me of 'abandon' her to female officer, who had given her a bad time

Less than a second,following switching car engine off, missus (consistently) almost rips the handbrake out of the floor. She flames me immediately that 'I forget'

I now don;t reply her on that one - I now quickly release, and then carefully, dutifully, calmly reapply the handbrake - as if she wasn't even in the car

If I took it to heart all the myriad of equivalent events, I'd either go crazy mao14.png , or worse - run out of webpage space to write them all down here... but I may yet - if her antics amplify me into action

...one more for luck:

yesterday, I installed some anti-hammer valves to most water taps throughout the house.

One of the installations (under kitchen sink) wasn't properly sealed, and while I was outside at the meter tap, turned on, I entered house and find kitchen under water.

3 hours later, missus back home, and I, who never hide any secret from wife, tell her of what happen.

She of course started off 'I stupid', but that was only something at the bar mak level.

What set her off, big-time, was that I hadn't replaced every little thing back into it's correct spot in the cupboard, whether that be a saucepan, or a deodorant block for the dunny

lucky she had actually ordered me to do the job in the first place

Thanks for sharing - now focus on her good points that I know she also has

Kind regards

Never ballistic - but heard they can be.....She gets quiet if upset and if really upset can take a day but not unpleasant just quiet....I do the same.....She flared once when a lady at the swimming pool start a conversation with me but it was a laser look across the bow - she started the conversation - daughter's saw it and went and told Mom/Wife.....If out riding thr bike and nod or say hi to a lady in passing and the daughter's see it's reported....I also say hi/howdy to men riding or walking as I pass by but that goes unreported.....

Even some of the best ones can go from zero to ballistic ( excellent word by the way - thanks for that )

in under a New York Minute

I've seen it twice and that was plenty

Not really despite provocation from me blowing up about something,when she would be well within her rights to lose it,she tends to go quite and not speak,this is great as i cool down,then start feeling terrible about blowing up,and then apologise profusley,it is a very good way of difusing arguments,and of course getting me to say sorry,she really is a clever lady,on more than one occasion,she has sat there looking very sad,which has led me on a trip to the gold shop,she is a clever lady,thats why i love her.Compare this to the foul mouthed witch of an ex back in Australia,i know what i prefer.

Not really despite provocation from me blowing up about something,when she would be well within her rights to lose it,she tends to go quite and not speak,this is great as i cool down,then start feeling terrible about blowing up,and then apologise profusley,it is a very good way of difusing arguments,and of course getting me to say sorry,she really is a clever lady,on more than one occasion,she has sat there looking very sad,which has led me on a trip to the gold shop,she is a clever lady,thats why i love her.Compare this to the foul mouthed witch of an ex back in Australia,i know what i prefer.

A lot of us can relate to your story - at least I can. Mine used to go quiet too - but after 6 years in North America she has " assimilated" - she now speaks her mind more and is more assertive, almost like the local farang women..but not quite

It keeps me on my best behavior for the most part, which is the way it should be I guess.

I mean, if you don't ( or didn't) go off on say your mom or your dad, why would you go off on the wife?

I think sometimes we pick our spots

At least the spots on a Hyena come naturally, unlike the ones we occasional "pick.."

Best