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I actually heard someone say this in a pub in phuket

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Farang money too mutt him should give me money because him from oztalia but him cheap charley have no money just spend money on beer never pay lady aand never spend money big my bar only buy beer never barfine never go with lady.

farang kheenok goback farangland come back have money go tour ok.

So did you do the tour or go back to Australia?

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Street bar with ice box beach rd first left off bangla opens at 12 am

Can't you be a little more imaginative & interesting?

As far as Troll threads go, yours are a bit simple really.

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So did you do the tour or go back to Australia?

Im back in oztalia now but am poor as shit farangland no money nowadays .

Troll?

No this time I find it funny.

Sounds lilke authentic notes biggrin.png

Sounds like a <deleted> bar.

So did you do the tour or go back to Australia?

Im back in oztalia now but am poor as shit farangland no money nowadays .

Did your fellow airline passengers hold their noses?

So did you do the tour or go back to Australia?

Im back in oztalia now but am poor as shit farangland no money nowadays .

Did your fellow airline passengers hold their noses?

This is why I fly business class.

Another bowel clearance from the OP.

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rangsit is from Australia and so is keetoot.

I wonder if they could be related?

rangsit was at least funny.

Mangled Thai from this troll

y,

but what is his handle on Thaivisa?

So did you do the tour or go back to Australia?

Im back in oztalia now but am poor as shit farangland no money nowadays .

Did your fellow airline passengers hold their noses?

This is why I fly business class.

I don't fly but every year or 2 but I carry Poy-Sian

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Mangled Thai from this troll

....

but what is his handle on Thaivisa?

Immediate deportation !!!!

(seriously)

Mangled Thai from this troll

y,

but what is his handle on Thaivisa?

That is one aggressive pad thai salesman.

Mangled Thai from this troll

but what is his handle on Thaivisa?

Does he not realize most people on Khao Sarn are foreigners?

I had a guy tell me that it was legal to ride a motorbike in Thailand up to 125cc on. Foreign car license with no IDP and no motorcycle endorsement. I swear to Buddha then he said he was "ex special forces".

Can anyone translate this drivel?

"Farang has too much money he should give me money because he's from Australia but he's a cheap charlie and the little money he has he just spends it on beer and never on a lady. Additionally, he comes to my bar just to drink beer and never wants to take a lady home.

[That] Farang is cheap and he should go back to farangland and come back on a tour, okay?"

Hey 'Keetoot' lets face it mate, her English is better than 90% of westerners Thai, am I right?

OK, just one, I didn't overhear this, but I got told by a young Thai bargirl some years ago..... "I cook you...... You eat me".... I'm not often lost for words!

What would have made your topic was if a westerner had spoke to a Thai in this way..... 'Tinglish'

Always a source of amusement to be in a bar and some 'balloon' is going full tilt in 'Tingish' to a bargirl...... and actually thinking he is impressing others in the bar with his linguistic skills........What a 'bell-end' Don't do it guys!

Mangled Thai from this troll

y,

but what is his handle on Thaivisa?

Brothers.. where oh where.. can I get a BJ... Mercy..Mercy..me..clap2.gif

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Mangled Thai from this troll

y,

but what is his handle on Thaivisa?

Brothers.. where oh where.. can I get a BJ... Mercy..Mercy..me..clap2.gif

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