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Probably making light of a serious matter won't go over well in the GP but maybe Bedlam? Most Thais I've talked with don't seem overly concerned and many think it will be good for the country. So add your comments, preferrably in a lighter tone.

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1. Make sure the boss is out of the country.

2. Make sure the Thai ladies are listening by turning off the soaps (though they may display symptoms of PMS) so keep it short

3. Be sure to run the tanks around the streets enough so the new government has to repair them (again)

4. Remember the APCs and tanks probably can't use gasohol.

5. Leave the Internet alone or Thaivisa members may have their own coup

6. Close all borders so you can collect on overstay charges

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7. Have the army take over the country because this government is corupt and not law abiding :o

7. Have the army take over the country because this government is corupt and not law abiding :D

And of course, the Army isn't? :o

Excellent Tywais.

its great to see a bit of humour in a situation like this

Keep em coming

TP

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7. Have the army take over the country because this government is corupt and not law abiding :D

And of course, the Army isn't? :o

Guess it must be too soon to find any humor in this. I admit to feeling a little paniced when the first e-mail came announcing it but over the rest of the day, reading more, talking to some Thai friends, no violence the trepidation has somewhat faded. Since I (we) have no control over these events a little light hearted humour feels better then complaining or worrying.

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Excellent Tywais.

its great to see a bit of humour in a situation like this

Keep em coming

TP

Thanks TP, glad someone finally gets it.

Excellent Tywais.

its great to see a bit of humour in a situation like this

Keep em coming

TP

Thanks TP, glad someone finally gets it.

Don't worry tywais, I got it too! :o

7. Have the army take over the country because this government is corupt and not law abiding :D

And of course, the Army isn't? :o

Funny, I thought you'd feel right at home with military rule, Sir Boon? :D

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9. Don't scare anyone, make sure the tanks are nice and shiny and look unused.

10. Inform everyone weeks in advance that you are not interested in politics and there will be no coup (misinformation tactics 101)

11. Service your service men by parking their tanks in front of Nana for a couple of hours (moral booster)

Probably making light of a serious matter won't go over well in the GP but maybe Bedlam? Most Thais I've talked with don't seem overly concerned and many think it will be good for the country. So add your comments, preferrably in a lighter tone.

coup.png

1. Make sure the boss is out of the country.

2. Make sure the Thai ladies are listening by turning off the soaps (though they may display symptoms of PMS) so keep it short

3. Be sure to run the tanks around the streets enough so the new government has to repair them (again)

4. Remember the APCs and tanks probably can't use gasohol.

5. Leave the Internet alone or Thaivisa members may have their own coup

6. Close all borders so you can collect on overstay charges

Yep... that unmber 5, is wery wery impoitant. :o

7. Have the army take over the country because this government is corupt and not law abiding :D

And of course, the Army isn't? :o

That was exactly my point :D This is a humor thread, spell it for him Meadish.

Can I be the new Minister of Farang Affairs ? :o

Gatherings of 5 or more persons is prohibited under martial law.

Does that mean I can't enter a bar with 5 staff? :o

Can I be the new Minister of Farang Affairs ? :D

Plenty of affairs to minister I would imagine.. :o

totster :D

Gatherings of 5 or more persons is prohibited under martial law.

Does that mean I can't enter a bar with 5 staff? :o

You can, you just can`t talk about politics.

Then again, bar? Politic? bad mix...

Just don`t deny us our drinks!

Gatherings of 5 or more persons is prohibited under martial law.

Does that mean I can't enter a bar with 5 staff? :o

You can, you just can`t talk about politics.

Then again, bar? Politic? bad mix...

Just don`t deny us our drinks!

you can as long as you sit at least 1 metre apart. :D

totster :D

do we wear our camo`s ¿ ¿?? (bloody spanish keyboards... everythin is upside down.

do we wear our camo`s ¿ ¿?? (bloody spanish keyboards... everythin is upside down.

No.. but feel free to wear a beret !

totster :o

just the beret and my watermelons, then?

:o

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do we wear our camo`s ¿ ¿?? (bloody spanish keyboards... everythin is upside down.

Then try this.

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Work as usual today, Tywais?

Yep. All the staff and students are back and everything normal. Will talk to some of the poo-yais here and get their input on the happenings.

do we wear our camo`s ¿ ¿?? (bloody spanish keyboards... everythin is upside down.

Then try this.

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Is this an Austrailian klown?

do we wear our camo`s ¿ ¿?? (bloody spanish keyboards... everythin is upside down.

Then try this.

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Is this an Austrailian klown?

If it was, he'd be upside down and backwards ! :o

(and he'd be saying things like "cwikey mate, throw another kwown on the barbie")

Gatherings of 5 or more persons is prohibited under martial law.

Does that mean I can't enter a bar with 5 staff? :o

you cannot barfine more than 4 girls at a time.....tough times coming up, Kerry!

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Look out Klown! You are going to land on yoyr head, although thinking about it, that must have happened a long time ago. :o

Good Luck, Boss

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Look out Klown! You are going to land on yoyr head, although thinking about it, that must have happened a long time ago. :o

Probably at birth once they saw what they were getting. :D

do we wear our camo`s ¿ ¿?? (bloody spanish keyboards... everythin is upside down.

Then try this.

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:D:D:o I like... Though I ahd to turn my monitor upside down to see properly.

Chang Chompuu Woz `Ere

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