In praise of Isaan girls

[Stevemercer]

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Some girls come from the north

Some girls come from the south

But the girls I like the best

Come from the east, not west

Isaan girls are fine

She’ll catch you with her look

For your stomach she will cook

You’ll spin her some old line

The face of old Siam

The essence of ‘Thai-ness’

This means she may not like you

But she’ll love you all the same

Face dark, full lips and always with a smile

Full bodied and pretty in traditional attire

So graceful in her daily life

But mysterious in her many ways

Love her hard and you may feel

A love you miss and need to seal

To love her is no crime

But you must spend the time

She’s like a puppy in your bed

Or a tiger if you prefer

You’ll get whatever it is you want

When that Isaan girl’s in your head

Her family is many and here and there

Sometimes they’ll need a helping hand

In return they’ll give you land

An Isaan girl must help them all

A village somewhere down the road

The crops sometimes are never sowed

One visit and you’re not alone

But don’t forget it’s a long way home

So many fine girls out Isaan way

I’ll never forget my time away

My dreams and memories on Isaan time

I’ll be back one day to claim what’s mine

Edited August 14, 2015 by Stevemercer

[MrBrilliant]

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I can't.

Drivel.

Oh go on then

So many fine girls out Isaan way

I’ll never forget my time away

My dreams and memories on Isaan time

I’ll be back to claim what’s mine

I bought her all the things money could buy

but she gave it all to a man called Somchai

I gave her my heart and she was my lover

but now she's moved in with her 'brother'

Edited August 14, 2015 by MrBrilliant

[Soutpeel]

No mention of

splayed toes

MacMansions,

pick ups

Geriatric farangs in tow

Familes moving into said MacMansion

Masses of chavvy gold

Former Pattaya employment

Your right drivel

Edited August 14, 2015 by Soutpeel

[jerojero]

Nork Nork, it's all fine, that Isaan girl of mine.

[stoneyboy]

Some people sing about Deutsche girls

and girls from California

they might be alright for a night alright

but don't trust them I warn you

I've been to the east and I've been out west

and I've been the world around

but I ain't seen none come anywhere near

the girls from Khon Kaen Town

Give me a Khon Kaen girl every time

I've got to find one

I've made up my mind

Give me a Isaan girl every time

I want a Isaan girl

Marry a girl from Khon Kaen town

you know you can trust her

she'll darn your socks, and wash and mend

you're trousers if ya bust 'em, yes

they're all good cooks

and they got good looks

and they wont lead you a dance

said, I gotta find a Isaan girl

if I get a half a chance

Oh, give me a Isaan girl every time

I've got to find one

I've made up my mind

Give me a Isaan girl every time

I want a Isaan girl

Isaan girls are the best in the world

there ain't no doubt about it

if ya can't find a girl from Khon Kaen town

you're better off a-doin' without it

they don't create when you come home late

and you're crawlin' up the passage floor

and they wont muck about, yes

when you've gone out with the geezer

from the house next door

Oh, give me a Isaan girl every time

I've got to find one

I've made up my mind, I said

honey, give me a Isaan girl, babe

every little time

your legs turn to jelly

and I got a little smelly

but I know it's just what I want

'cause I need a Isaan girl

oh, every time

they've always got a 50 baht

to buy their round

when it's their turn at the bar

[Soutpeel]

Some people sing about Deutsche girls

and girls from California

they might be alright for a night alright

but don't trust them I warn you

I've been to the east and I've been out west

and I've been the world around

but I ain't seen none come anywhere near

the girls from Khon Kaen Town

Give me a Khon Kaen girl every time

I've got to find one

I've made up my mind

Give me a Isaan girl every time

I want a Isaan girl

Marry a girl from Khon Kaen town

you know you can trust her

she'll darn your socks, and wash and mend

you're trousers if ya bust 'em, yes

they're all good cooks

and they got good looks

and they wont lead you a dance

said, I gotta find a Isaan girl

if I get a half a chance

Oh, give me a Isaan girl every time

I've got to find one

I've made up my mind

Give me a Isaan girl every time

I want a Isaan girl

Isaan girls are the best in the world

there ain't no doubt about it

if ya can't find a girl from Khon Kaen town

you're better off a-doin' without it

they don't create when you come home late

and you're crawlin' up the passage floor

and they wont muck about, yes

when you've gone out with the geezer

from the house next door

Oh, give me a Isaan girl every time

I've got to find one

I've made up my mind, I said

honey, give me a Isaan girl, babe

every little time

your legs turn to jelly

and I got a little smelly

but I know it's just what I want

'cause I need a Isaan girl

oh, every time

they've always got a 50 baht

to buy their round

when it's their turn at the bar

Sung to Chris Rea's Stainsbury girls ?

[stoneyboy]

Some people sing about Deutsche girls

and girls from California

they might be alright for a night alright

but don't trust them I warn you

I've been to the east and I've been out west

and I've been the world around

but I ain't seen none come anywhere near

the girls from Khon Kaen Town

Give me a Khon Kaen girl every time

I've got to find one

I've made up my mind

Give me a Isaan girl every time

I want a Isaan girl

Marry a girl from Khon Kaen town

you know you can trust her

she'll darn your socks, and wash and mend

you're trousers if ya bust 'em, yes

they're all good cooks

and they got good looks

and they wont lead you a dance

said, I gotta find a Isaan girl

if I get a half a chance

Oh, give me a Isaan girl every time

I've got to find one

I've made up my mind

Give me a Isaan girl every time

I want a Isaan girl

Isaan girls are the best in the world

there ain't no doubt about it

if ya can't find a girl from Khon Kaen town

you're better off a-doin' without it

they don't create when you come home late

and you're crawlin' up the passage floor

and they wont muck about, yes

when you've gone out with the geezer

from the house next door

Oh, give me a Isaan girl every time

I've got to find one

I've made up my mind, I said

honey, give me a Isaan girl, babe

every little time

your legs turn to jelly

and I got a little smelly

but I know it's just what I want

'cause I need a Isaan girl

oh, every time

they've always got a 50 baht

to buy their round

when it's their turn at the bar

Sung to Chris Rea's Stainsbury girls ?

Chas and Dave's give me a London girl.

[nikmar]

There once was a girl from Kong Khaen

who had buffalos one - ten

one day they all died

and she cried and she cried

and said to me "buy me again"

[Songhua]

This thread's a little bit creepy.

[nikmar]

my girls is a girl from nong khai

she catches frogs in order to fry

one she did kiss

and a heartbeat she missed

when prince somchai dropped from the sky

[wprime]

At Tawan Daeng her brother hangs all night
Pretending he has money, the girls think he might
But outside the club they stop the rave
when they see he rides a Honda Wave

Back at home he scolds his sister
she needs more money from her farang Mister
so he can buy a nice car to drive with the crew
If she was a good sister it's what she would do

Edited August 14, 2015 by wprime

[vogie]

My girl comes from Bangkok

Then one day I saw her without a frock

Imagine my shock

When she had a big member

I wish they all could be Khatoey

I wish they all could be Khatoey

I wish they all could be Khatoey girls

[slipperylobster]

- Ode to an Isaan Girl -

I paid a fine to drop her underwear,

but for the sin sod, she had no care.

We built a home I could never own,

She seldom speaks, save to her phone.

Her mom and dad are always drunk,

and our money and hearts have now both shrunk.

Our debts are deep, and two mortgages late,

The Chinese lenders have sealed our fate.

It is the bottle now, that I deeply yearn,

From this broken marriage, I hope to learn

Out alone, late at night,

I find a new Isaan girl, to ease my plight.

(Go to first line)

Edited August 14, 2015 by slipperylobster

[nikmar]

oh how I adore thee

my lady from Udom Thani.

i will buy your Mum Gold

Even though Im so old

I ll love you from here to eternity

[Morakot]

This thread's a little bit creepy.

Agree!

It's the distinct lack of alliterative verse that unsettled me.

[Morakot]

So the OP is not seeing a girl from Belfast city, I take it.

[Rimmer]

A vulgar post has been removed

[tso310]

Really needs to be done to The Beach Boys California Girls.

[Morakot]

Really needs to be done to The Beach Boys California Girls.

[Soutpeel]

Really needs to be done to The Beach Boys California Girls.

Naah The Police - "Roxanne"

[n210mp]

"Yeah, pretty much what I thought. Tales from a bar stool straight to the keyboard."

from the helmsman

Ha ha ha

the deadly and acerbic single sentence answer is excellent, made me laff a little too !

​Could this be a case of the birds coming home to roost?

[Crazy chef 1]

Can we get a rap version of this???

[CharlieH]

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