Couthy Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Young thai guy comes wandering down the Soi wearing a T-Shirt which says: RETIRED but work part time BEING A PAIN IN THE ASS I've seen some goodies worn by the locals, but this one for me!. Cheers, Couthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donz Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I seel shirts, and on of them says, Sorry girls, I only date models Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sing_Sling Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I think you should stop seeling shirts, donz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donz Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 smart ass, I meant sell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowardJohnson Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 My recent favourite was a lady in Pattaya proudly strolling down Walking Street declaring boldly on her t shirt..... "My Boyfriend is Out Of Town!" Made me smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donz Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 My recent favourite was a lady in Pattaya proudly strolling down Walking Street declaring boldly on her t shirt....."My Boyfriend is Out Of Town!" Made me smile. I also sell them. Its actually one of my best sellers, but nothing beats good bush bad bush shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve w Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phazey Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 the funniest one i've seen in Thailand was some middle aged chick (Thai), who i think fell from the top of the ugly tree at birth and who's face hit every branch on the way down: "Sex Teacher (first lesson free)" - still makes me shudder.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alaina Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I'm tempted to buy this because stare at the foreigner can be a bit of a local sport here on the outskirts of Bangkok. If I thought ahead I'd get this list printed on a t-shirt, but there's a limited shelf life on the topic (we hope) Top Ten Responses to, “Come Home, There’s a Coup There” 10. This is normal in Thailand, overdue even 9. I can still get pizza delivered, so what’s the problem? 8. I just got another holiday. You get snow days, we get coup days 7. Well, maybe the new order will issue visas more efficiently 6. My condo’s mini mart was open, so what’s the problem? 5. I came here for adventure, this place delivers 4. I could always move to Manilla 3. I got paid on Coup Day, so what’s the problem? 2. Democracy is overrated 1. Awww, but it’s just getting interesting here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libya 115 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I saw a big fat guy wearing a black tee-shirt with the amusing caption; 'Good guys go to heaven, bad guys go to pattaya' and I thought; that is hilarious; I must buy half a dozen for the folks back home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vespa Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 One I always seem to remember "Tennis Players Have Fuzzy Balls" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftcross Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 i saw another one with ''nazi party'' underneath the emblem of the nazi party. i dont think the girls know, or care, what is on the t-shirts but who the hel_l is making them??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patex Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I saw a big fat guy wearing a black tee-shirt with the amusing caption; 'Good guys go to heaven, bad guys go to pattaya' and I thought; that is hilarious; I must buy half a dozen for the folks back home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFC Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I saw a funny t-shirt the other day. big really overweight (read FAT) guy wears t-shirt that says "<deleted> yoga!" on the front Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N47HAN Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 No-one seen the bg's with no-bar fine for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerJohn Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 (edited) Big guy wearing shirt saying.."I ATE ALL THE PIES" AND THIS ONE, SUBTLE IT AIN'T! Edited September 25, 2006 by PanzerJohn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maestro Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 The t-shirt of the managing director of a pharmaceutical company, at a grill party in Switzerland: typical picture of the Camel cigarette advertisements, i.e. desert, palm trees, camel. Above the picture, again from the advertising, the text: “I’d walk a mile for a Camel...”. Below the picture: “...but most men prefer a woman” -------------- Maestro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacoste Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Nice hi-so girl wearing a t-shirt saying. Mamas little slut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdrokit Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Donz, Bet you don't seel this one. A former GF brought it in Russia. I just wear it to political rallies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webbew Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 These are good! I recently saw a picture of some short, balding fat dude wearing a T that said "I <deleted>> on the first date". I was thinkng... ya, I bet you would if you ever got the chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farang prince Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I saw a big fat guy wearing a black tee-shirt with the amusing caption; 'Good guys go to heaven, bad guys go to pattaya' and I thought; that is hilarious; I must buy half a dozen for the folks back home. I used to be a homicide detective in the USA. And the members of the Homicide Squad used to have t-shirts that showed a gravestone and the caption: "Our day begins when your days end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh101 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I once saw a girl in a Sukhumvit Gas station with a T shirt that said..... "I Love Dildo" And then one day the wife phoned me at work and said she had had a horrible day, everywhere she went farang were hassling her, when I got home I noticed the T shirt she was wearing had in big bold letters.... "Bonkable"..........after a short explanation and the introduction of a pair of scissors I was presented with a new duster for the car ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 My recent favourite was a lady in Pattaya proudly strolling down Walking Street declaring boldly on her t shirt....."My Boyfriend is Out Of Town!" Made me smile. YAY!!!! Time to No-one seen the bg'swith no-bar fine for me? Dreaming again nathan? Nice hi-so girl wearing a t-shirt saying.Mamas little slut. I once saw a girl in a Sukhumvit Gas station with a T shirt that said..... "I Love Dildo" And then one day the wife phoned me at work and said she had had a horrible day, everywhere she went farang were hassling her, when I got home I noticed the T shirt she was wearing had in big bold letters.... "Bonkable"..........after a short explanation and the introduction of a pair of scissors I was presented with a new duster for the car ! I once saw a t shirt that nearly made me throw up: After spending a large part of a day on thaivisa.com, I walked out on the street and was confronted with a really big large fat man wearing a tshirt with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farangconnection Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 i saw another one with ''nazi party'' underneath the emblem of the nazi party.i dont think the girls know, or care, what is on the t-shirts but who the hel_l is making them??? I've seen that very shirt ( or one similar) worn by the Thai presenter on MTV. And it's not only Thai's. My English waitress came in wearing one a couple of years back. She couldn't understand why I sent her home. (a lot of our customers are German) But the one that really made me smile was I'm a US marine I go to far off lands, I meet wonderful, exotic people, Then I kill them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaiPauly Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 (edited) I saw one for sale in MBK that said ######,######, fukc you, fukcing,fukc,fukc fukc. But spelt correctly. The most offensive one I have seen read Jesus is a C*nt...without the star, the wearer, a Thai was oblivious to the fact that it was offensive. I bet that one sure upset a lot of farang's and I would bet he was given it by a freind who knew wnat it meant. Its a bit like when someone sticks a silly sticker on your back saying "Kick Me" Whoops would seem my spelling was not entirely correct!!!! Edited September 26, 2006 by ThaiPauly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 i saw another one with ''nazi party'' underneath the emblem of the nazi party. i dont think the girls know, or care, what is on the t-shirts but who the hel_l is making them??? I've seen that very shirt ( or one similar) worn by the Thai presenter on MTV. And it's not only Thai's. My English waitress came in wearing one a couple of years back. She couldn't understand why I sent her home. (a lot of our customers are German) But the one that really made me smile was I'm a US marine I go to far off lands, I meet wonderful, exotic people, Then I kill them. Sorry, but timing woz brilliant mate... I just came from that " US is reviewing... " Thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rak sa_ngop Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 One of my favourites: I HAVE A PhD/size] (Pretty Huge Dick) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rak sa_ngop Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 One of my favourites: I HAVE A PhD (Pretty Huge Dick) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 that was one of mine.. Lost that years ago... bless the girl who made it for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnh101 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Roy Chubby Brown once explained a Black Eye........... "I saw this big fat bird wearing a GUESS tee shirt...........so I said Thyroid Trouble ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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