Everything else including the famous Thai smile is fake, so why not eggs also.

Yawn...

Obviously another inhabitant of Pattaya/Phuket/Samui/BKK, delete as neccessary, or where large amounts of tourists congregate. Try getting out and about a bit more away from the above places, where the smiles are still genuine.

This was foreseen fifty years ago by Ray Davies. "He eats plastic food with a plastic Knife and fork." The Kinks.