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A famous concert pianist was doing a recital of, ' The storm.' The place was packed out with music lovers.

Whilst playing, he felt an attack of wind come on him. Not wishing for the audience to hear it, he held on till till a part of his recital reached a crescendo, then let it rip.

On finishing the masterpiece, the audience was ecstactic, so thrilled with his performance, they gave him a standing ovation, shouting for him to play it again.

He bowed gracefully, but noticed a small man sitting in the front row, who did not applaud, but sat quietly.

The musician was curious, leaning forward, he asked the man if he enjoyed the recital and would he like to hear ' The storm' again.

The man replied," Yes. I did enjoy it and would like to hear it again, but next time could you leave the part where the lightening strikes the shithouse, out."

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