Family Pets

Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when one of them was

> > attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy

> > ripped a board off a near by fence, wedged it into the dog's collar

> > and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.

> >

> > A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident

> > and rushed over to interview the boy.. The reporter began entering

> > data into his laptop, beginning with the headline: "Brave Young

> > Celtics Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal."

> >

> > "But I'm not a Celtics fan, "the little hero interjected.

> > "Sorry,"replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, Mass, I

> > just assumed you were."

> >

> > Hitting the delete key, the reporter began "John Kerry Fan rescues

> > Friend From Horrific Dog Attack."

> >

> > "But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds.

> >

> > The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for

> > the Celtics or Kerry or Kennedy. "What team or person do you like?"

> >

> > "I'm a Houston Rockets fan and I really like George W.Bush" the boy

> > says. Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again,

> >

> > "Arrogant Little Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet.."

> >