The Drunken Night Visitor

a MAN AND HIS WIFE ARE ASLEEP, WHEN THEY ARE AWOKEN BY SOMEONE KNOCKING ON THE FRONT DOOR. tHE MAN GOES DOWN STAIRS, OPENS THE DOOR TO A MAN, OBVIOUSLY INTOXICATED, ASKING FOR A PUSH. iT'S POURING WITH RAIN, SO HE REFUSES, TELLING HIM TO BE ON HIS WAY.

GOING BACK UP STAIRS, HIS WIFE ASKS," WHO WAS IT, DEAR."

" OH, JUST SOME DRUNK WANTING A PUSH"

"DIDN'T YOU HELP HIM, LOVE?"

"NO WAY, IT'S POURING DOWN AND HE WAS DRUNK"

"DARLING, REMEMBER WHEN YOU BROKE DOWN AND THOSE NICE MEN HELPED YOU. YOU SAID, IF EVER SOMEONE NEEDED HELP IN FUTURE, YOU WOULD DO THE SAME. SHAME ON YOU!"

"OH ALL RIGHT", HE SAID, GOING BACK DOWN.

HE OPENED THE DOOR, BUT THERE WAS NO SIGN OF THE MAN.

"HALLO! ARE YOU STILL THERE" CRIED THE MAN

"YES"

" DO YOU STILL NEED A PUSH?"

"YES PLEASE, I'M OVER HERE ON THE SWING"