Adam And Eve

Adam and Eve are sitting around in the Garden Of Eden one day bored. All of a sudden Eve sits up and asks Adam " are we black, or are we white"?

"I don't know and it doesn't matter" he says.

She nags him all day about it and eventually he gives in." Ok,we'll go and ask God" he says, anything to shut you up.

They go and find God.

"Lord , I need to know whether I am black or white"? says Adam.

"IT IS NOT IMPORTANT MY SON,YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE" replies God

"I know it's not important Lord,but I really need to know"pleads Adam

" I SAID YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE, NOW LEAVE" booms God

Adam walks back over to Eve looking happy with himself.

"Why didn't you get an answer out of him you idiot" says a very irate Eve

"He did answer me" protests Adam

"Oh yes, so what did he say"? she asks

"He said we are white" says Adam

"How do you work that out,all he said was you are what you are"she says

"Exactly,if we were black he would have said YOU IS WHAT YOU IS"!