Spaghetti Bolognese

[Padkapow Guy]

Spaghetti bolognese

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A man goes into an Italian restaurant in Patong. He sits down and the Italian waiter asks him what he wants to eat.

"Spaghetti Bolognese please".

10 minutes later the man is eating his spaghetti.

A little bit later the waiter returns to see if everything is ok, but the man is gone!!

"Where is a the man, witha da blue suit and the grey hair? He no pay for his a spaghetti!!!"

One of the customers replied "I just saw him head off to Bangla Road"

"Bangla Road!! I will get a the bastardo!", and the waiter runs off to catch the man.

When he gets to Bangla Road he asks a tuk-tuk driver "Have you seen a da man, witha blue suit, and a grey hair. He no pay for his spaghetti"

"Yes sir" replied the tuk-tuk driver. "I see him go in hotel with lady"

The waiter runs into the hotel and asks which room the man with the blue suit and the grey hair is in.

"Looom flee zeelo flee" replies the little thai receptionist. The waiter runs upstairs to room 303 and opens the door. The man with the blue suit and the grey hair has the thai girl completely naked and is licking away at her fanny.

"Hey. Why you no pay for a da spaghetti bolognese?" asks the waiter

"Because it had a f_cking hair in it" replied the man

"You no pay for spaghetti because it has a hair in it, and you go do a dirty f_cking thing like a dat!!!" shouts the waiter.

"Its the same difference" replies the man. "If I find any spaghetti bolognese in her c*nt, then she is not getting paid either!!"